Dear Netflix One Month Free Trial;
First, let me kick things off by saying truly what a blessing you have been. When I first met you in 2011, when I created my very first Netflix account, I thought to myself "I have found the one." We spent countless hours together from series to series, and what a time that was.
From the moment I saw you, I knew you were the one, which made it even more heartbreaking the day you left my life only 30 days later. I fought and fought to keep you in my life another day, and that’s when you hit me with a fee that told me I forgot to cancel the subscription. But thankfully, I never forget passwords, which means I had plenty of other emails to use to keep you around. You were never needy, you never annoyed me, and you stuck by my side through thick and thin, all reasons why I loved you so much. Plus, on just the first day, I did what every woman hopes a man will do; I gave you my debit card information.
The truth is, I thought you were the one until I found out you were all over the place; in fact, all of my friends had mentioned to me that they even snuck around with you using their Gaggle accounts from the seventh grade. That was supposed to be our thing! I thought you cared enough to keep the one email a secret. I know his username and password may have been a little more mature than BigPimpin23@Gaggle.net with a password of SwAgmonster01##, but I still hoped that would be our sentimental account.
I guess what I am really trying to say is that there are so many of you, that I will do just fine without you. Besides, there is no way that all the TV shows and movies can be seen from just one account, so I was two timing you the entire time. Between Hulu, MLB.TV, Amazon video, etc, I was sneaking behind your back, even in between times where I was just with you or right before you came over. I don’t want to end on a bad note here, though; my bank account really can't afford that.
To end, I must really say thank you. We have been through countless trials and tribulations and nobody else would have stuck with me as long as you did. Even though it seems like we may have been restarting our relationship every month with a different background story/email, just know that this love story began that day in 2011, when I sat before a new Samsung TV, let down my walls, and gave you my account information.
Love,
Your Dearest Fan
