在中国用Tinder的都是哪种人
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在中国用Tinder的都是哪种人

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在中国用Tinder的都是哪种人

Tinder来自大洋彼岸,是一款为数不多的不用翻墙就能使用的高端交友软件(欢迎商家自

觉支付广告科普费)。因各种原因(这里统称国情原因吧)在中国流传度不高,使用者中高收入人群。

一般来说,在国内,你跟别人说你用Tinder就像三年前说你用知乎一样,是一种社会地位的象征。

下了Tinder后你可以根据自己的喜好选择对方的性别,年龄,和距离,之后App会根据你的设置搜索并显示周边其他使用者的头像。看到头像后你可以点赞,如果对方也给你点了赞,你们就可以互加好友畅谈人生。当然你也可以给对方拉黑。

作为一个看脸界的百度外卖,中国的Tinder玩家都是哪些司机呢?根据观察,男性驾驶员一般有以下几种。


1.想练中文的国际友人

他们有奥巴马的笑容,特朗普的发型,希拉里的心机,可能还有孙杨的腹肌。他们带着墨镜,自信地站在加勒比海摊上,毫无一般男性四十五度角仰望天空的做作感。他们左手一杯鸡尾酒,右手一支雪茄,腋下两个美女,一种帝国主义王思聪的既视感。

他们想告诉你他们是不用挤公交不用蹭WiFi的人生赢家。他们周游列国,游山玩水,此次大奖光临我天朝,被这里的美食美景感动。

他们经历人生风雨,在异国他乡却不忘初心,只想在离开这片土地前寻得一个能练习中文,同时交流文化的女性伴侣,这个要求很高吗?

他们以白人男性为主,可能来自欧美发达国家,是Tinder上获赞率最高的一群司机。互赞后他们一般会开启一下对话。

Ni Hao?

Wo Xi Huan Zhong Guo Nv Hai (握吸还种郭nv害)

如果他们中文真的很不好,会直接用英文说:

I have Asian fever, I need your help! (我有亚洲呼吸道偏头痛扁桃体发炎发热综合征,我需要你的帮助)


2. 勤奋好学的中国考生

小时候老听说隔壁XXX用Omegle交了外国笔友现在英语可棒了。 原来用Omegle的那群小盆友现在长大了,不相信陌生人了。Tinder好在是实名制的,广大想练托福口语写作的考生一看对方的名字就能判断ta是不是如假包换的老外。

考生们的头像一般都是含情脉脉的(柔光处理)黑框眼镜男,目标一般是白人女性(可惜很少得到互赞)。你如果今生有缘和考生互赞,话匣子也许会这样打开:

“Hi. My name is David/Tony/Bill. I’m XX years old. Nice to meet you. My English is not very good. I want to practice.” (姑娘好,在下叫小桌子/小椅子/小凳子。你是个好人,可以免费给我当家教吗?)


3.阳光向上的健身男

他们是健康的好宝宝,不酒驾的好司机。只过健康生活,只约健康局。

他们高耸的腹肌可以秒杀某国家游泳队小鲜肉。莲藕一般壮硕的肘子是日积月累挥汗如玉换来的。

他们有最美好的肉体和超越女排的精神。 爆发力是什么?耐力是什么?健身老司机分分钟跑个马拉松热身,再走个二十公里竞走,再来个百米飞人大战,再游个十万米降降温。

更高、更快、更强是人类美好的梦(幻)想。他们做到了。


4. YOLO潮男

YOLO潮男比白人白,比黑人黑。

潮男五官精致,雌雄难辨。穿衣style是黑白配。不过最耀眼的还是24k纯塑料限量版耳钉。

潮男大多是十年前的非主流SMART族进化而来的。他们的挚爱从CK沉珂变成了#EDM #Hiphop#Rave,嗜好也从中华青岛变成了#柠檬茶#叶子#滑板

潮男上Tinder是为了寻找能互相欣赏的同类,精神伴侣。

问“潮男啊,你为什么这么酷?”

潮男一脸不屑,用带有吴亦凡属性地语气说:

YOLO”(“生命诚可贵”)

Carpe Diem” (“过了这村,就没这店了”)

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