Your jaw drops in horror. 45-31? It’s been 7 damn years, and we still can’t get back the Axe. It’s okay, though. Because we have the bigger tower. Not to mention that we discovered 16 elements on the Periodic Table, while Stanford hasn’t discovered any (Stanfordium doesn’t flow on the tongue the same way Berkelium does, you know). Take that, Stanford! [cackles in blue and gold]
1. Jess Glynne, “Ain’t Got Far To Go”
Unlike Jess, Cal has got far to go if we want to catch up to ‘Furd. The axe isn’t going to steal itself, you know.
2. Ed Sheeran, “Lego House”
Before you burn your red articles of clothing, make sure you find a place where you can go to cry because you know who’s going to lose already. Like Ed Sheeran’s little lego house, you can pick up the pieces and build your confidence. Then, you can watch in sorrow as Stanford knocks it down.
Yes, that's Ron Weasley in the music video.
3. Glades, “Her (Loving You)”
No matter how cringe-worthy Cal’s loss may be, you’ll always love Cal, even more than you’ll love this dreamy tune. Then again, we’ve had our time to shine in the past. Remember the Play. Always remember the Play.
4. Tegan and Sara, “Boyfriend”
No matter what, Tegan and Sara can always lift up a sad bear’s spirits at the end of a heart-wrenching loss. Here’s a new song by them from this year.