Whether or not you watch Bravo and/or reality shows, you should know about the Real Housewives. Various spinoffs produced by Bravo are fueled by entitled divorcees, expensive shoes, fake eyelashes, half-assed singing careers, and girl fights. Here's a ranking of the Real Housewife shows from worst to best.
#5 The Real Housewives of Atlanta
Personally, the Atlanta housewives' drama is too much for me to handle. I don't know about other viewers, but they talk so fast and about issues that honestly I can't even keep up with.
#4 The Real Housewives of Orange County
The resemblance between the blondes, their shallowness, and the audience's inabilities to keep up with them on this show are why it falls to the bottom. Orange County is just forever wishing it could gain as much attention as Beverly Hills. However, it is one of the longest running Real Housewife shows, and it was resurged with the introduction of a few mouthy brunettes in recent seasons.
#3 The Real Housewives of New York City
A lot of these women are annoying as all hell, and in my opinion I'm attributing their behavior to their dull lives and weak careers. The great part about this season is when they jet off to extravagant vacations in the Hamptons or Morocco. The most annoying member of New York City makes her own Pinot Grigio though, which is straight up awesome.
#2 The Real Housewives of New Jersey
Most people refer to New Jersey as a wasteland and would rather live anywhere else. The shining star of the Garden State though are our lovely, dramatic housewives of New Jersey, and yes, they're as trashy and catty as you're thinking. Overspending and gaudy homes highlight the legal trouble of the Giudice and Gorga families, among others. Most of the hilarious stories you've probably heard about Real Housewives are from New Jersey, baby.
#1 The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
Ah, the crown royale of the Real Housewives. Champagne and fabulous parties are a must in this season, as well as immature fights and wine throwing. Most of these wives are in reality truly wealthy, and are absolutely not afraid to flaunt it. They're the most interesting wives and have the most attractive husbands, so.....win win.
Honorable Mentions
Not everyone can make the cut but hey, that's life.
The Real Housewives of DC
The public's interest waned in this season when one of the housewives was involved in a political scandal when her and her husband crashed a White House affair. It was interesting to see for one season how the drama went down in our nation's capitol, though.
Vanderpump Rules
Since this isn't truly a Real Housewives show, but just a spinoff of housewife Lisa Vanderpump and her business, I couldn't officially add it to the list. This drama varies from Real Housewife stuff though, since the 20somethings are unreal immature and gossipy.
