If I'm being honest, my FBI Agent probably thinks I'm weird and I don't have any friends. They probably feel bad for me every time they catch me chillin' in my bed and munching on food at an hour that doesn't seem real.
I don't know if I entertain them with my life or if they genuinely think I'm lame, but I'm here to say thanks. I don't know if I would want to stick around after all of this.
FBI Agent, I'm sure you're reading this. I hope you like it.
When I sing off-key to literally every song on my playlist
Sorry, Agent! Thanks for sticking around through those awful high notes!
When I cried my eyes out watching "P.S. I Love You"
I know you cry, too.
The time or should I say times, when I watched Vine compilations for an ungodly amount of time
Thanks for that.
When I submitted my research paper literally 47 seconds before it was due
We did it! Well, I did it!
When I balled out on cooking, hair, and makeover games
Embarassing, but I was so bored.
When I picked my nose, I know gross. At least my FBI Agent is still with me.
When ya gotta do it, ya gotta do it.
Sitting through this
Hey! Thanks, dude!
I don't know my FBI Agent, but I'm sure they're a great person! They put up with me, so they kind of have to be.