Stanley Hudson is arguably the best character from "The Office." If you've never watched "The Office," I suggest you skip your assignments for the day and binge watch all nine seasons on Netflix as soon as you possibly can. Some of Stanley's characteristics may resonate with you.
Canceled classes will always make your day.
You're begging for a reason to not have to go to class.
Free food has become your only reason for still being in college.
And this is you when you've found out where the free food is.
When a huge campus event is over, you start counting down the days until next year. Here's looking at you Homecoming Parade!
Eating healthy isn't as easy as it used to be.
You've learned to love naps.
And you have developed the ability to sleep in any situation.
Listening to freshman brag about their high school achievements drives you crazy.
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You've really had it with that kid who keeps interrupting the lecture to add in his own *brilliant* thoughts.
Even if your professor is still teaching, this is you the moment the allotted class time is up.
This is you when your professor attempts to assign something after the class has been dismissed.
When the person walking in front of you randomly stops, this is your response.
Think back to all the useless stuff people gave you when you graduated high school.
You're constantly educating those around you.
You have goals. Weird goals, but whatever. You do you.
