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College As Told By Essie Nail Polish Names

Bare With Me, I Am Not Just A Pretty Face And This Article - It's Genius.

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If you have ever picked up a nail polish and read what it is called I guarantee you laughed at the ridiculous name. Although these names may not apply to their respective colors they do apply to college life. So here is a compiled list of nail polishes that I feel sum up my current lifestyle.


Go With The Flowy

When a quiet movie night in ends three house parties later and you're okay with that.

Angel Food

How you view your dining hall's food.

Hi Maintenance

Me, always.

Bare With Me

When your drunk and trying to explain to your friends why right now (a.k.a. 2 A.M.) is the prefect time to get pizza.

Exposed

When you tell one group of friends you aren't going out and then go out with a different group but run into the other group. Oops.

Winning Streak

When you get back three exams and a quiz and killed all of them because it was your week.

Eternal Optimist

When you get back three exams and a quiz and will do better on all of them next time because it just wasn't your week.

Not Just a Pretty Face

When someone is surprised you did well on an exam or paper.

Guilty Pleasures

Watching the Kardashians, eating a pint of Ben and Jerry's, or listening to One Direction after a long week.

Sure Shot

"Sure, I'll take a shot."

Nice is Nice

When someone sends you their homework because you're lost so then two weeks later you send them yours.

Full Steam Ahead

When you have two assignments due at midnight and it is 9 P.M.

Bond With Whomever

When you are in a class and do not have any friends and then your professor says "feel free to work in pairs."

Truth or Flare

The most "college" game that ends with you spilling a secret or jumping in an on-campus fountain.

Designated DJ

We all have that friend who always reaches for the Aux (and we let them have it).

It's Genius

Did you just watch someone put ice-cream on their waffle or make a quesadilla at the sandwich station?! Genius.

Loot The Booty

When you show up to the dining hall with containers to take your meal to go.

Size Matters

I'm talking about the size of your coffee cup.

Excuse Me, Sur

When someone takes your unassigned but assigned seat next to your friend in class.

E-nuf Is E-nuf

You when your professor assigns three readings the same week you have an exam.

Partner In Crime

You and your roommate when you do anything ever.

Sew Psyched

When your professor pushes an assignment due date back.

Udon Know Me

When you see someone in class on Monday that you drunkenly added on Snapchat and made friends with Friday night.

Baguette Me Not

When you meet someone out that you really want to be sober friends with.

In It To Wyn It

College in general because let's be real you're currently thriving.

If you made it to the end of the list, you're either a nail polish enthusiast, or waiting for your nails to dry and didn't want to risk a smudge on clicking something else. And as crazy as it seems, nail polish names are a great tool to convey the college lifestyle.

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