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College Told By Barney Stinson

"How I Met Your Mother's" favorite party boy telling it like it is.

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College Told By Barney Stinson
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College is a mix of many different emotions. There's excitement, fear, exhaustion, happiness, sadness, and many others. One of America's favorite television shows when it aired. The humor and the realness of the show can be so relatable to college life. But there is one character who is can tell better than any other - Barney Stinson.

1. When the professor tells you that the assignment cannot be completed the night before:

2. When you made it to class on time, and you did not think you would:

3. When you are doing a group project and there is an easy task to complete:

4. When you get a 4.0:

5. When your parents ask how school is going:

6. When you run for Student Government, and you campaign:

7. When you take history, and you need a really good grade:

8. When you look at your grades or bank account:

9. When you actually read the book assigned:

10. When the professor assigns home work, but the instructions are unclear:

11. When the professor announces a group project and you can pick your groups:

12. When Netflix is not working:

13. When the material finally makes since:

14. When you have left over meal plan at the end of the semester:

15. When you are late to class, again:

16. When you use twitter to vent about classes or people or everything:

17. When it feels like your world is crumbling down under classes and outside activities, but you are trying to reassure yourself:

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