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Going Back To College As Told By Billy Madison

What it's like going back after winter break

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Going Back To College As Told By Billy Madison

So winter break is finally over, and it's time to get back to work. That life you've gotten used to over the last couple weeks? Kiss it goodbye. Get ready, because school is back in session and Billy Madison is going to tell you how it's gonna go:

1. Your response to younger siblings/friends saying that they wish they were in college

2. ...Seriously

3. You're gonna try to psych yourself up to go back

4. And tell everybody who reminds you it's time to leave to can it

5. The conversation you'll have with yourself when you're back to making your own lunches

6. You'll try to befriend your new classmates

7. And you'll try not to make a fool of yourself on the first day of class

8. But that one non-major core class that you HAD to take will probably be as bad as you thought

9. And your major classes aren't getting any easier

10. This will probably happen once or twice during the first week back

11. But look on the bright side: at least you're back with your friends

12. And maybe, just maybe, there will be a new transfer or two


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