College Student Thanksgiving Struggles As Told By 'Bridesmaids'
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College Student Thanksgiving Struggles As Told By 'Bridesmaids'

Let the hunger games of shame begin...

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It's that time of the year again folks... when the nightmarish bombardment of college questions head your way.

Rolling up to Thanksgiving with your baby cuz.

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Strutting in post pregame.

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And when your Mom pulls you aside to ask if you're drunk...

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The criticisms keep coming when you go for three plates of food.

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Dinner begins and Aunt Peggy brings up politics.

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Don't do this. Not today, Aunt Peggy.


So Grandma changes the subject and suddenly the college questions are flying your way.

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And you gotta keep that #1 Grandaughter status.

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"Have you made any friends?"

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"Do you have a boyfriend?"

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"Are you just loving it at school?"

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"Are you eating well, sleeping right, and taking care of yourself?"

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Your cousin chimes in with how well they're doing.

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So you gotta throw down some harsh criticisms.

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But the family's there judging you judging, so you gotta act like you're not judging.

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But you're still judging.

So when cousin Jane says she's traveling abroad with her best girlfriend and your family is stark-republican.

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But deep down you're real butt hurt.

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The next morning the emotional trauma of Thanksgiving dinner feels worse than a hangover.

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You're headed back to college and they ask if you'll be back next year...

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