50 One-Liners College Girls Swap With Their Roomies As Much As They Swap Clothes

50 One-Liners College Girls Swap With Their Roomies As Much As They Swap Clothes

"What would I do without you guys???"
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1. "Can I wear your shirt out tonight?"

2. "Does my hair look greasy?"

3. "We should probably clean tomorrow..."

4. "What should I caption this??"

5. "Is it bad if I text ____ first??"

6. "Should we order pizza?"

7. *Roommate tells an entire story* "Wait, what?"

8. "How is it already 3 AM?"

9. "I need a drink."

10. "McDonalds? McDonalds."

11. "GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED."

12. "Okay like, for real, I need to study."

13. "Why is there so much hair on our floor?"

14. "I think I'm broke."

15. "What do I respond to this?"

16. "Let's have a movie night."

17. "Why are we so weird?"

18. "Do you think people will notice if I wear this 2 days in a row?"

19. "That guy is so stupid."

20. "Do I look fat in this?"

21. "Can I borrow your phone charger?

22. "Wanna go to the lib tonight?"

23. "OK, we really need to go to the gym soon."

24. "I kinda want some taco bell."

25. "Let's go out tonight."

26. "I wonder what other people on this floor think of us."

27. "Let's go to the mall."

28. "Can I use your straightener?"

29. "I need coffee."

30. "I'm bored, come back to the room."

31. "Should we go home this weekend?"

32. "We should probably do laundry soon."

33. "Can you see through these pants?"

34. "Sometimes I feel like our room is a frat house..."

35. "Guys I swear I don't like him anymore."

36."Can I borrow a pencil?"

37. "I need to get my life together...."

38. "So who's buying the Uber tonight?"

39. "Let's walk to class together."

40. "Are we really pulling an all-nighter tonight?"

41. "Who's taking out the trash?"

42. "What happened last night?"

43. "Can you help me do my hair?"

44. "What should I wear tonight?"

45. "You're not allowed to talk to him tonight."

46. "OMG, my phone is at 1 percent."

47. "Should we skip class?"

48. "What should we be for Halloween?"

49. "I love our room."

50. "What would I do without you guys???"

Cover Image Credit: Hannah Gabaldon

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To The Girl Who Had A Plan

A letter to the girl whose life is not going according to her plan.
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“I am the master of my fate: I am the captain of my soul.” - William Ernest Henley

Since we were little girls we have been asked, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” We responded with astronauts, teachers, presidents, nurses, etc. Then we start growing up, and our plans change.

In middle school, our plans were molded based on our friends and whatever was cool at the time. Eventually, we went to high school and this question became serious, along with some others: “What are your plans for college?” “What are you going to major in?” “When do you think you’ll get married?” “Are you going to stay friends with your friends?” We are bombarded with these questions we are supposed to have answers to, so we start making plans.

Plans, like going to college with our best friends and getting a degree we’ve been dreaming about. Plans, to get married as soon as we can. We make plans for how to lose weight and get healthy. We make plans for our weddings and children.

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We fill our Pinterest boards with these dreams and hopes that we have, which are really great things to do, but what happens when you don’t get into that college? What happens when your best friend chooses to go somewhere else? Or, what if you don’t get the scholarship you need or the awards you thought you deserved. Maybe, the guy you thought you would marry breaks your heart. You might gain a few pounds instead of losing them. Your parents get divorced. Someone you love gets cancer. You don’t get the grades you need. You don’t make that collegiate sports team. The sorority you’re a legacy to, drops you. You didn’t get the job or internship you applied for. What happens to you when this plan doesn’t go your way?

I’ve been there.

The answer for that is “I have this hope that is an anchor for my soul.” Soon we all realize we are not the captain of our fate. We don’t have everything under control nor will we ever have control of every situation in our lives. But, there is someone who is working all things together for the good of those who love him, who has a plan and a purpose for the lives of his children. His name is Jesus. When life takes a turn you aren’t expecting, those are the times you have to cling to Him the tightest, trusting that His plan is what is best. That is easier said than done, but keep pursuing Him. I have found in my life that His plans were always better than mine, and slowly He’s revealing that to me.

The end of your plan isn’t the end of your life. There is more out there. You may not be the captain of your fate, but you can be the master of your soul. You can choose to be happy despite your circumstances. You can change directions at any point and go a different way. You can take the bad and make something beautiful out of it, if you allow God to work in your heart.

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So, make the best of that school you did get in to. Own it. Make new friends- you may find they are better than the old ones. Apply for more scholarships, or get a job. Move on from the guy that broke your heart; he does not deserve you. God has a guy lined up for you who will love you completely. Spend all the time you can with the loved one with cancer. Pray, pray hard for healing. Study more. Apply for more jobs, or try to spend your summer serving others instead. Join a different club or get involved in other organizations on campus. Find your delight first in God and then pursue other activities that make you happy; He will give you the desires of your heart.

My friend, it is going to be OK.

Cover Image Credit: Megan Beavers Photography

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11 Of Bob Ross' Painting Philosophies That Make Great Life Advice

There's nothing quite like watching Bob Ross after a long, stressful day.

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When you see big hair, a button-up shirt, and a palette, chances are you'll picture Bob Ross. He was a former member of the Air Force who was known back then for being "the guy who makes you scrub the latrine, the guy who makes you make your bed, the guy who screams at you for being late to work." He hated having to play the mean guy, so when he quit to pursue painting, he resolved to never be that way again.

What stemmed from that decision was "The Joy of Painting" which produced a whopping 31 seasons over the course of 11 years. Though he may have been simply painting, adoring fans love his philosophies on the hobby that turn out to be great pieces of life advice.

1. On being creative

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Here you can see him painting a winter scene, but he also allows his imagination to run wild.

2. On seeing the world through rose-colored glasses

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Sure, there may be a lot of horrible things that happen in the world, but Bob was able to see beauty in all sorts of unexpected places in nature.

3. On being yourself

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If trees can grow however they want, why can't you?

4. On doing anything you set your mind to

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It's so easy to admire someone else's talent and say "I wish I could do that." Well, you can! All it takes is patience, practice, and remember to just have fun with it.

5. On mistakes

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Mistakes are a part of life, plain and simple. All you can do is make the best out of it.

6. On believing in yourself

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You could surround yourself with all the supportive people in the world, but you'll find it hard to take their words as truth if you don't believe in yourself.

7. On having fun

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Life is crazy enough; why not just have some fun here and there?

8. On hobbies

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You don't have to be a painter to follow this advice. Just do whatever makes you happy and doesn't cause harm to anyone/anything.

9. On optimism

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This one may be a stretch, but I think Bob would agree with me that maintaining an optimistic approach to life could really help bring you out of a bad mood or situation.

10. On being in control of your life

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This is your life after all; you can choose how you want to live it. Just make sure whatever you're doing makes you happy.

11. On showing gratitude

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Showing others that you're thankful and generally just being a friendly person will make talking to almost everyone a little bit easier if you're shy like I am.

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