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40 One-Liners All College Roommates Exchange During Finals

C's get degrees.

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40 One-Liners All College Roommates Exchange During Finals
Lauren Wetzel

Finals week begins the most stressful week of any student's semester. Filled with late nights that turn into early mornings, cramming for exams with the help of Quizlet and energy drinks, and basically locking yourself in the library while only eating ramen for a week, finals week is a very interesting time. Conversations are even more interesting, especially when they are with your roommate.

Here are 40 one-liners that college roommates share during finals when you're low on sleep and high on caffeine.


1. Are we actually studying tonight?

2. What time are we sleeping tonight?

3. I'm not sleeping tonight.

4. Where's our ramen?

5. Do you want to go to the library?

6. How stressed are you?

7. I haven't slept in three days.

8. When are your finals?

9. I have three finals on the same day.

10. Do you need help?

11. Help me.

12. Where are the energy drinks?

13. We're out of energy drinks.

14. We're out of snacks.

15. Can we go get food?

16. Can we go get Whataburger?

17. Here, look at these memes.

18. These memes are us.

19. Chemistry is killing me.

20. At least we're in this together.

21. If I fail this final, will I fail the class?

22. C's get degrees.

23. How much will my GPA fall after this week?

24. Can I major in memes?

25. If I sleep on my textbooks, will I absorb the information?

26. I'm going to pull an all-nighter.

27. If we study in a group, will we learn faster?

28. So how long can we go without sleep?

29. Stop hitting your head on your textbook.

30. Want to panic together?

31. If you ignore it, it will go away.

32. I ignored it...and it didn't go away.

33. Have you seen my sanity?

34. Where are you?

35. I'm going to study.

36. Pain is temporary... GPA is forever.

37. The struggle is real.

38. When do we graduate?

39. Can we do this?

40. We've got this!

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