9 Things I've Already Texted My Mom About One Month into College
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9 Things I've Already Texted My Mom About One Month into College

I need that women more than ever now.

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9 Things I've Already Texted My Mom About One Month into College

1. "Wait, how does the water in my Britta get filtered?"

It autocorrected Britta to Britney when I texted this. Also, I'm the idiot who didn't know the Britta automatically filtered sit poured.

2. "What setting should I put the towels on?"

I mean, you would think a girl who managed to get into college would know that the answer is cotton/hot.

3. "Zumba kicked my butt"

Zumba hits different after multiple trips to the dining hall in one day.


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4. "Do you remember how long those extension cords I need for the TV are?"

Here's the kicker: I've been here nearly a month and a half and still haven't set up the TV, nor do I have the intention to do so.


5. "Do you remember where I parked my car on move-in day?"

Yes. You heard that right. My roommate and I had a Sonic craving and I offered to drive, and that's when I realized I haven't driven my car since move-in day, a week prior. After we scoured the South Side parking lots for around 25 minutes, I finally gave in and texted my mom. Of course, she remembered.


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6. "Im very bad with technology and very overwhelmed."

Syllabus-Week-Katie made the Information Technology Center her second home.

7. "I got a ridiculously good parking space!"

Sometimes, I still fantasize about that time I scored the parking space next to the resident director.

8. "I literally just got to the post office and realized that I don't have my key."

To the South-Siders that KNOW how obnoxious the walk to the post office is, - you're doing amazing, sweetie.

9. "I'm for real about to pass out."

There's nothing like a 105 degree heat index to kill your game-day vibes.


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