1. "Wait, how does the water in my Britta get filtered?"
It autocorrected Britta to Britney when I texted this. Also, I'm the idiot who didn't know the Britta automatically filtered sit poured.
2. "What setting should I put the towels on?"
I mean, you would think a girl who managed to get into college would know that the answer is cotton/hot.
3. "Zumba kicked my butt"
Zumba hits different after multiple trips to the dining hall in one day.4. "Do you remember how long those extension cords I need for the TV are?"
Here's the kicker: I've been here nearly a month and a half and still haven't set up the TV, nor do I have the intention to do so.5. "Do you remember where I parked my car on move-in day?"
Yes. You heard that right. My roommate and I had a Sonic craving and I offered to drive, and that's when I realized I haven't driven my car since move-in day, a week prior. After we scoured the South Side parking lots for around 25 minutes, I finally gave in and texted my mom. Of course, she remembered.
6. "Im very bad with technology and very overwhelmed."
Syllabus-Week-Katie made the Information Technology Center her second home.
7. "I got a ridiculously good parking space!"
Sometimes, I still fantasize about that time I scored the parking space next to the resident director.
8. "I literally just got to the post office and realized that I don't have my key."
To the South-Siders that KNOW how obnoxious the walk to the post office is, - you're doing amazing, sweetie.
9. "I'm for real about to pass out."
There's nothing like a 105 degree heat index to kill your game-day vibes.