If College Majors Were Vines
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If College Majors Were Vines

Stopppp I coulda dropped my croissant

If College Majors Were Vines

There's been a trend lately on Odyssey to imagine if college majors were [fill in the blank]. I thought I'd combine my two favorite things, Vine and making bad jokes, into one and make the "if college majors were Vines" article! Please don't take any of this seriously. Tag yourself, I'm "Marleneeee your speech was so good."

1. Theater

2. English

"What up I'm Jared, I'm 19, and I never f*ckin learned how to read."

3. Environmental Science

"Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane Tortilla!"

4. Sociology

"Two bros chillin' in a hot tub, five feet apart cause they're not gay"

5. Communications

"Oh my God, they were roommates"

6. Theology

"And read her bibleeeeee"

7. Graphic Design

8. Business

"f*ck off Janet, I'm not going to your f*cking baby shower"

9. History

10. Math

11. Early Childhood Education

"Do I look like...?"

12. Culinary

"Stoppppp I coulda dropped my croissant"

13. Criminal Justice


14. Sports Management

"Hi my name is Trey I have a basketball game tomorrowwwww"

15. Military

This isn't really a major but I had to include this.

16. Gender Studies

"The feminists are taking over"

17. Political Science


18. Chemistry

"Two shots of vodka...."

19. Hospitality

"Hi welcome to Chili's"

20. Pre-Med

"Actually Meghan, I can't sit anywhere. I have hemorrhoids."

21. Music

"Country boy I love youuuuuu"

22. Engineering

23. Geography


24. Biology

25. Economics

26. Psychology


27. Physics

28. Philosophy

29. Undecided

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