8. Doctor Facilier - Chemistry | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Student Life

If Disney Villans Were Earning College Degrees, Here's What They'd Major In

These poor unfortunate souls could be sitting next to you this semester.

193
disneyland

In This Article:

Disney has always held a place in my heart, as I am sure it has possibly held a place in yours as well. Most people always focus on the princesses, princes, and the adorable animal sidekicks for the "If college majors were..." But what about the villains?

1. Yzma - Genetics

Yzma would totally be learning how to better prepare her animal potions. Remember, double check your labels.

2. Frollo - Religion Studies

Frollo would see our world so corrupted, he would learn everything in his power to try to fix it.

3. Gaston - Exercise Science

Gaston is an exercise science major through and through. I mean he can lift a whole table with a whole bunch of people on it. Imaginee what he could do once he learns more on the human body!

4. Captain Hook - Geography

Being a pirate, Captain Hook would want to better understand navigation and the world around him. If he ever gets out of Neverland.

5. Ursula - Business

Why not Marine Biology? Have you seen the Little Mermaid? The amount of contracts Ursula has successfully gotten merfolks to sign is impressive. Her business is going strong.

6. Cruella de Vil - Pre-Vet

I would never take my fur babies to her clinic when she starts practicing, but she would definitely choose this major to ultimately grow her fur collection.

7. Edgar Balthazar - Finance

He might not be much of a villain, but he was willing to do anything to get rid of the cats so he can inherit the fortune (even though how crazy it seems to leave a fortune to your cats).

8. Doctor Facilier - Chemistry

The voodoo master himself would be in the chemistry lab making who knows what. Then trying to convince his classmates to drink his concoctions to get a better grade somehow.

9. Queen of Hearts - English Literature

The poetry and poise that surrounds this movie helped me to determine this picking. Also, the Queen of Hearts would argue "All ways are my ways!" to her professor anytime she received a poor grade.

10. Hopper - Criminal Justice

A Bug's Life

Hooper is all about enforcing the law and keeping people in their place. He would be a corrupt in his field, just make sure to keep a jar of ants on you if you encounter him.

11. Jafar - Psychology

Most can agree that Jafar...is a little insane, but he has learned the power of manipulation and would only use this major to further get what he wants.

12. Mother Gothel - Theatre

Everything about Mother Gothel is dramatic and over the top. She is constantly singing and dancing and loves tragic twists.

13. Ratcliffe - Pre-Law

He is so quick to claim what is not his and extremely power-hungry. He believes he IS the law as well as the jury, judge and executioner. Good luck winning any debates against him.

14. Ratigan - Communications

The Great Mouse Detective

Boy can Ratigan talk, and talk, and talk. He seems to easily go into monologues at the drop of a hat (along with some dancing of course).

15. Scar - Political Science

Scar has determined how he was going to climb up the political chain, even if that means killing his own brother to get there.

These villains would only choose these majors to further their own personal gains and evil plans. They would not be picking them because they love the major, but to attempt to take over their own universe.

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Relationships

The Unwritten Rules Of "Talking"

What is "talking?" How does one "talk?"

4537
girl holding phone
NYCPRGIRLS

Now that it seems “talking” is the new way to date, and will stay that way until another idiotic term is used to describe the people who can’t settle down and just date someone, I feel as if it’s time to go over the unwritten rules of “talking.”

Rule 1. Having feeling without feeling.

Keep Reading...Show less
The Stages of Having FOMO in College
iamthatgirl.com

Are you one of those people that gets super upset when you miss out on anything? Well, you may have FOMO, or fear of missing out. In college it’s not hard to experience FOMO every once in a while. You just love doing everything and anything, so hen you have to miss out on something it's the worst possible thing in your mind. Whether you’re sick, have to work, or have so much work to do you could cry – FOMO will hit you hard in college.

Keep Reading...Show less
Vivien Leigh
Revelist

I've lived a whole 21 years with an RBF (Resting Bitch Face), so naturally, I go through most of these struggles on a daily basis.

And before you ask, yes I'm fine. No, I'm not mad. This is just my face, so take it or leave it! To those of you who have been #blessed with an RBF, you'll probably relate to these more than you'd like to:

Keep Reading...Show less
Entertainment

Iconic Duos: Timeless Legends

From Luke and Leia to Beyonce's twins...

774774
Luke and Leia from Star Wars, a iconic duo
Lucasfilm

“Name a more iconic duo... I'll wait." OK, well, if you insist. In no particular order, here's a list of 100 iconic duos that seem to be timeless.

SEE MORE: This Is The ICONIC Disney Sidekick You Are To Your BFF, According To Your Zodiac Sign

Keep Reading...Show less
Relationships

A Candid Letter to My Best Friends Ex

Because this is the real form of torture you deserve.

1335
middle finger
Photo by engin akyurt on Unsplash

What's up Asshat,

I've composed a list of things that I wish upon you, and they're harsh and cruel. These things are things that I wouldn't wish upon my worst of enemies, not even that Starbuck's barista who always screws up my order, not even him. You fall into a whole other category of hate. You surpass Starbucks barista. Congratulations, I'm actually a pretty nice person, making you worthy of every single bit of torture I wish upon you. What are these things I wish upon you you might ask?

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments