Cats are relatable on so many levels. They're passive aggressive and temperamental attention seekers. They seem to always be hungry and take a lot of naps. If given the choice between being a college student or a house cat, I think everyone would choose to be a fat cat. Would you really rather have student loans than sharp claws?
But some cats would rather be human for some odd reason. Since they are unable to transform, they get really smart and make their way to college. This is what they look like in their given degrees.
Overthinking every angle since the invention of the wheel.
"If I jump with x force at y angle, I'll get on that counter."
Their idea of the the picture of you is always the worst.
*calculating the number of pineapples*
"I found your problem. The mouse was disconnected."
"ALWAYS WEAR YOUR SAFETY GOGGLES!"
"Trust no one."
"It's a plant."
When you don't have a house....
They're all evil tycoons out to get your money.
The crap they put up with.
Rule number one: write anything and everything.
"You want to know more about Alexander the Great? He was born in..."
Focus. Hard work. Determination. Speed.
"Do I have the Grinch face right?"
"I understand why I'm an alcoholic."
"Dog must feel better. Kiss make it all better."
"Keep building up."
Will bail you out of jail.
Always look like they need another cup of coffee.
Prays to all the gods during finals.
"I don't know what or who I am."
The rich one.
Dig the rocks.
"Let's all get high together!"
"Life is precious."
Just tell them they hit that high note. Even if you did go a little bit deaf.