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17 Times You Promised Yourself You Wouldn't Need An Uber, But Straight Up Lied

Thank God for Uber.

Nour Elshazly

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17 Times You Promised Yourself You Wouldn't Need An Uber, But Straight Up Lied

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When you're running late for class

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Remember when you decided on those extra 30 minutes of sleep?

When it's the first rainy day of the year

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What? You expect me to walk and risk slipping or stepping in a puddle in these new shoes?

When it's over 100 degrees out

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The last thing you want to do in this weather is walk all the way across campus.

When you decide to wear those heels

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You knew you couldn't walk in those shoes, yet you chose to wear them anyways. Now you're paying the consequences, literally.

When you accidentally stay out till 2:30 in the morning

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When you decide to take a quick grocery store trip...

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and it turns into stocking up for the entire month

When you enroll in an 8am class

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The only thing worse than having an 8am, is waking up for your 8am and giving yourself enough time to walk to class.

When you miss the last train

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You really have no other option at this point.

When you get lost in a foreign country

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You told yourself you'd take public transportation, but next thing you know you're lost and confused and Uber can pinpoint your location.

When you realize you forgot your computer at your apartment

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You told yourself you would just walk back and make it to class in time, but you know you won't.

When you want to go home from the bar down the street

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Yes, your Uber driver is probably internally making fun of you for your 0.2 mile trip.

When you wore that outfit you knew you couldn't walk in

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You thought that you could walk to your destination, but you couldn't make it five feet.

The networking event on campus

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You know, the one you almost forgot about.

When you said you'd jog to the gym

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You're going to work out anyways and that's good enough, right?

When you decide to go to your friend's place who lives across campus

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Why waste time walking across campus when Uber can get you there in under 10 minutes

When you need to get to recruitment

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You spent longer than you thought getting ready and now you're running late. On the plus side, your makeup won't be melting off.

When you promised to be the DD

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Oops? Thank God for Uber right?

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Thank God for Uber.

In This Article:

When you're running late for class

When it's the first rainy day of the year

When it's over 100 degrees out

When you decide to wear those heels

When you *accidentally* stay out till 2:30 in the morning

When you decide to take a quick grocery store trip...

When you enroll in an 8am class

When you miss the last train

When you get lost in a foreign country

When you realize you forgot your computer at your apartment

When you want to go home from the bar down the street

When you wore that outfit you knew you couldn't walk in

The networking event on campus

When you said you'd jog to the gym

When you decide to go to your friend's place who lives across campus

When you need to get to recruitment

When you promised to be the DD

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Don't let the thesaurus-inspired vocabularies in our résumés fool you. We're actually just big kids.

"You should know exactly what career is right for your future by the time you're 18."

"Save all your money."

"Get plenty of sleep and adjust to a regular sleep schedule."

"Make sure to eat healthy, balanced meals. Don't forget those fruits and vegetables."

"Surround yourself with good, moral people."

"Don't do anything stupid."

Seriously, who wouldn't love pizza?

Pizza is like a BFF

It can be delivered right to your door!

You can eat it at any time of the day

It's there for you after a breakup

It's the best party food

Celebrities love it too

Everyone loves it!

Pizza doesn't care what you look like

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Vegan? Vegetarian? Gluten Free?

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1. You don't have to feel guilty about flirting with customers for tips (or just for shits and giggles).

2. You can be obnoxiously flirtatious with anyone you want. You are free to be that girl that flirts with everybody and makes 'em all smile (it's especially fun when the guy is as cute as Collin Jost). No shame.

3. Making random men nervous with your superior beauty and intense eye contact just for the hell of it is really amusing and empowering.

4. No one gives two poops if ya legs are hairy (your man shouldn't either but *Kermit the Frog meme* That's none of my business)

5. The toilet seat will remain down.

6. There's more money to spend on yourself.

7. There's always this secret butterfly in your tummy that marvels at the possibility that when you go out this weekend you're gonna meet someone super handsome/wonderful/prince-like and have this moment of dazzling dalliance.

8. Nothing is that serious...you can take it all with a grain of salt...you don't owe anybody anything.

9. You can dance with anyone and everyone...or no one (Hello frat boi w/ glasses, I see you).

10. You don't have to fluff anyone's ego but your own.

11. Free drinks and dinners from single guys (It's not taking advantage if they're offering; a girl's gotta eat).

12. You have more time to learn how to love and improve yourself rather than constantly pouring your energy into another person.

14. You can daydream about what your future husband may be doing right now (and not get stressed/guilty out because you're not picturing your current boyfriend that's crazy about you as your future husband).

15. There is more time to be spent with your girlfriends.

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Pregaming the pregame

Coming home after a long day

Waiting patiently for your roommates to come home/your friends to come over

People have arrived and it's time to eat

Talking about going out but make no real effort actually get ready to go out

Looking at the clock and realize, it's game time...and you're just not ready

Breaking out the wine because, well, if you're going out you may as well have one drink first.

Getting into a really deep philosophical conversation about life its meaning and your role in it

You start giving each other 'the look'

Weighing the options

Changing into your PJs, putting your hair in a messy bun, getting comfy on the couch and getting ready for your girls night in

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Aquarius - January 21 - February 19 (Air sign, The Waterbearer)

Pisces - February 20- March 20 (Water sign, The Fish)

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4. No one gives two poops if ya legs are hairy (your man shouldn't either but Kermit the Frog meme That's none of my business)