Dressing for class
First semester: Everyone look at me, I am fabulous.
Second Semester: At least when you're dead, you're comfortable.
Reading the syllabus
First semester: "I'm going to follow this thing like it's the bible"
Second semester: Nah
Professors keeping you the entire class period
First Semester: Wow, they actually took the whole class period
Second semester: GET. ME. OUT. OF. HERE.
When people try to make small talk in your classes
First semester: "Wow, no way, girl in my comm lecture Mondays and Wednesdays that I'll never speak to again!"
Looking at your exam and doing better than you thought you would
Second Semester: It's a miracle
When you're asked to participate in class discussion
First semester: "Trying my best to act like I care"
Second semester: Nope, don't care.
When people ask you how you're doing:
First semester: Fake it 'til you make it.
Second semester: That's a good question, I really don't know
Writing papersFirst Semester: Trying to impress all of your professors.
Second Semester: All that matters is that it's complete.
When a car almost hits you while walking to classFirst semester:
Second semester: Pay my tuition.
Using rate my professor
First semester: Checking to see who's the best professor for the course... "Grades fairly and a cute TA"? Sign me up.
Second semester: Writing personal reviews like
Your Parents asking you about your grades
First semester: Prized student, you must be so proud
Second Semester: It's for your own good
First semester: "You're so good at Chemistry"
When you missed an assignment that was in the syllabus even though your professor told you everything would be in the syllabus: