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College: The 'Dodgeball' Edition

Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge that random hookup.

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College: The 'Dodgeball' Edition
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I enjoy re-watching comedies and recently watched "Dodgeball" again. Re-watching it helped me realize how much of it relates to different college experiences. I felt that majority of the movie was an accurate representation of my personal experiences at college.

I hope that as you read, you can also relate and sympathize with your fellow college students.

1. The pain you feel from the hit of a dodgeball is similar to the homework load you will receive for the entirety of college.

2. On those rare (actually, never rare) occasions you pass an exam you thought you bombed.

3. That wrench signifies every aspect of college that will unexpectedly hit you in the face.

4. It's always necessary to thank someone for the fact that you're still surviving college, so why not thank Chuck Norris (and sometimes parents)?

5. Those days when your roommate asks you about their outfit and this is all you can manage to say because you're running on little to no sleep.

6. And just when you think your group presentation was an epic fail, you look up to see your friend assuring you that everything is going to be just fine.

7. Arguing with your professor like...

8. That awkward moment when you're trying to study while on Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, Twitter and more, and you're suddenly interrupted.

9. When you and your group go overboard with creativity on your project.

10. Trying to avoid your ex on the way to class like ...

11. That moment when you're in the library, and you suddenly realize how long you've been in there because the sun just came up.

13. After you've shared a heart to heart with your roommate ...

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