College as Told by "The Office"
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College as Told by "The Office"

To lift everyones spirits.

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College as Told by "The Office"
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I think anyone that is in college will tell you that they have a love-hate relationship with it. I love being with my friends and honestly love my classes, but it does become extremely stressful and hectic at times. If you have ever watched "The Office," you will truly enjoy the comedy of this article.

When you have a test and you have to use the same pencil because you totally believe it has special powers because you used it last time and got an A.


When you decide you are just going to drop out, hitch a ride on a bus, become a hobo and totally run away from all responsibilities that you may have.

When you are sitting back relaxing and your friend texts you asking how studying for the test tomorrow is going. “What test?! We have a test?!”


When you have to write a 10 page essay but you have no clue what is going on, so you just start writing things that are completely untrue.


When your day is literally awful, and all you want is to be four years old again… and maybe eat a bunch of ice cream.


When your professors are the worst, obviously hate you and make everything due the same week. Do you like to watch the world burn?


When you just started Fall semester and you are counting down till summer.


When you finally get to go out.

When all your friends that didn’t go to college think that you are just paying to party. Meanwhile you are completely and utterly dead inside.


When you have gotten no sleep at all and you go completely insane.


When you walk out of a lecture like...

When you are completely stressed and can’t stop stress eating.

When you just cry for no reason at all.


When you should be studying, but you find every excuse you can to not study.


When you have NO money for real food, but you have like three-month old ice cream in the freezer so you eat it for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

When your professor says that Wikipedia isn’t a creditable source.

Literally just college overall.

When you somehow make it through another semester, “I deserve a trophy.”

Here’s to crushing another year of college. I hope you make it through without completely losing your mind.

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