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College As Told By Clark Griswold

Drum roll, please!

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College As Told By Clark Griswold

As finals week comes to an end and winter break begins, it's time for the holiday season. However soon after, spring semester begins. But let's not rush the month break we've been waiting for. Instead of jumping right into spring semester we can look back on our fall semester because you know all of your family is going to ask about it during gatherings. What better character to describe your college life this holiday season than Clark Griswold? Drum roll, please!

"So how was your semester?"

When you're finally at the end of that ten page paper.

And then you end up not doing as well as you thought you did.

When the professor assigns last minute projects.

When the professor says "this will not be on the exam." But then it is. This works for final or regular exams.

This is what making adult decisions while in college looks like.

When you're trying to write that super important paper and you need to expand your vocabulary.

You thought the email you've been waiting for was the final grade from your professor when it was actually spam from previous online shopping from your dorm.

How you think you look when you walk into the exam.

How you actually look.

When you try to get your roommate/friend/parent to help you pack to go home for break.

Exams are finally over and you finally get to check out of the dorm.

And finally, you're home!

"Yeah fall semester wasn't too bad this year."




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