10 Stages Of Cleaning Your Room, As Told By 'The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt'

10 Stages Of Cleaning Your Room, As Told By 'The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt'

"Being an adult is terrible!" Kimmy Schmidt
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Cleaning your room is a huge drag for everyone (unless you're one of those adorable weirdos who loves chores) and there aren't always the words to describe the plight we have completing this. So I'm gonna let my pal Kimmy Schmidt and comrades tell you all about it in honor of The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4!

1. When you're about to start.

Oh no, is that the toaster strudel I drunkenly ate last Thursday?

2. Deciding what to keep/toss.

When you really want to keep your Twilight Sparkle figure from middle school because it got you through some rough times.

3. Heavy lifting.

Never forget!

4. Distractions.

Sing it Titus! Ahhhhhhhh, Velcro!

5. Finding old notes you wrote.

Why, 13 year old me? Why?

6. How you look coming out of a mid-cleaning nap.

7. Calling for reinforcements.

I don't really want to, but I might have to.

8. When you can't find something important.

9. When you're in the homestretch.

10. Hashbrown completion.

Because your room is flawless!

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19 Reasons French Bulldogs Are Scientifically Proven To Be The Best Kind Of Dogs

Because they are the best dogs.

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Now I may be biased, but I believe that French Bulldogs are just simply the best.

Not only are they super cute but they definitely have a unique personality.

That being said, here are 19 things that every French Bulldog owner has experienced:

1. Having to explain to people that you have a pig as a pet that’s not really a pig

Pig

2. Having to explain to people that it is also a mouse

Mouse

3. Having to explain to people that it is also a bat

Bat

Those ears are just too cute!

4.  Having to deal with the strange looks people give you when you say that

Crazy

5. Having to clean your Frenchie’s wrinkles

Clean

Gotta keep 'em clean!

6. Struggling to choose just one outfit to buy them when you go to the store

Costume

7.  Trying to sleep but their snoring keeps you up

Sleeping

8. But then you get used to their snoring and miss it when you don’t hear it

Alone

9. Laughing at that little hop they do when they get excited

Hop

10. Laughing at their butt just wiggling when they get excited, since they don’t have a tail

Tail

11. Having everyone coo at your Frenchie when you walk it

Frenchie

12.  Having a need to buy another one

Frenchies

They are like potato chips, you cant just have just one.

13. Occasionally hearing a random snorting sound out of the blue

Sleeping

14. Being protective over your Frenchie

Protective

They would never bite up your shoe! How dare someone assume that. Some other dog probably did it.

15. Taking 1,000s of pictures and videos of your Frenchie and then sending them to people

Taking pictures

16. Missing your Frenchie when you go away on vacation

Miss dog

17. Having to turn back on a walk after 1 block  in the summer because they get hot easily

Tired

They are not lazy. They just can't go that far!

18. Not being able to leave food anywhere on a low level surface

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They are little vacuum cleaners.

19. Falling in love more and more every day with your wrinkly little baby

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GSMST’s International Night Has Shown Me The Diverse Cultural Aspect Of Gwinnett County That Forsyth County Lacks

One for the books!

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For the past few years, I have always wanted to go to the Gwinnett School of Mathematics, Science and Technology's International Night! I have seen people's snapchat stories and Instagram posts on how excited and different it actually is compared from our regular high school international night.

However this year, I had the opportunity to come and support my friend's group that was performing at GSMST's international night. I finally had the option to go and see the international night they everyone goes to. My friend Maham and I decided to go and cheer for our friend's team.

A week before international night, we figured out our outfits and bought our tickets. We originally thought international night was late like around 6:30 p.m.-ish. However we found out on that day that it was from 3 to 7 p.m. I thought to myself, "Wow it's going to be lame since it is starting that early, like who starts that early!"

Anyways, Maham and I were somewhat late and decided to get in line for the performances. The line was triple times longer and the amount of security was crazy. There was even a teacher on top of a table to make sure kids weren't cutting in line! We waited a whole hour in the hot, sweaty line. I was very surprised to see how seriously the security was taken at GSMST.

I know at my school there aren't 20 officers roaming around and looking at your wristband during international night. And there were teachers every two feet away to make sure you would not cut the line. I saw these two girls right behind us who cut through the line, and five minutes late they were sent to the back of the line.

It felt so weird how seriously they took the security over there. While we were in line we met the performers and told them good luck before we went inside to find a seat. Now, I was expecting the performances to be in a auditorium however as we were walked past the security, we realized it was in the cafeteria.

We were lucky and found front and center seats close to the place where the performers were seen best. We sat down patiently waiting for our friend to perform. When we looked at the list, we found out that Jazba, their team name, was performing last.

I whispered to Maham, "They saved the best for last" And she agreed.

Looking all the performances, there was something from each culture. It felt really weird seeing this much diversity because at my high school the only performances are Bollywood and like some type of American dance form. One by one each performance taught me something about their specific culture and then comes our best friend, Rhea's performance.

We quickly pull out our phones and start to scream as the performers come on stage. As soon as the music dropped, they killed all the moves and added a bunch of extra spins and jumps that made the audience scream their lungs out!

I recorded their dance performance video, but now when I go back at it, all I can hear is my screams. The vibe we all were getting from the performance was on another level. It caused the audience to jump out of their seats and dance to the beat of the music.

After their performance, we eagerly went up and hugged the whole team and told them how they killed it on stage! When I was walking about with Maham and Rhea back to the performer's room, Rhea asked me how was GSMST's international night? That's when I realized how different their international night is from my international night.


International night is meant for a diversity of people from all different backgrounds of the world and what each culture has to offer to the world. I was definitely excited going to my first GSMST international night, and I suggest you to come as well to learn something from their unique school!

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