Chelsea Handler

Has a mixed-breed dog named “Chunk”

Chunk can be followed on Twitter @chunkhandler

The profile photo is Chunk

Wearing a red bandana

Smoking a fake cigarette

With a cover photo of

Him being hugged happily by Chelsea

Chunk’s Twitter bio reads

“I’m @chelseahandler’s dog.”

Not to mention @chelseadogchunk on Facebook

Chunk gets 5-star treatment

Chunk lives the luxurious life

More luxurious than yours

Chunk flies first class in his own private plane

Posed with a bottle of red wine

To meet Chelsea wherever she may have traveled

During filming of her Netflix show

Chelsea,

Chunk roams around

And sometimes pees in the studio

To mark his territory

Usually Chelsea’s other dog Tammy

Makes the appearances

But Chunk gets his star moments, too

When not on the show,

Chunk hangs out in a

Blue bandana

And black sleep mask

On his king size bed.

Chunk has traveled to London

And has been caught by paparazzi

Wearing a French beret

Chunk and Chelsea hit

The gym together in

Matching gray shirts

Chunk lifts 15-pound dumbbells per paw

When the seasons change

And the warm weather becomes cold

Chunk misses his poolside time

But still goes in the pool

Despite it being empty

And is left confused

Whenever Chunk can’t travel with Chelsea,

Their dog-sitter keeps Chelsea updated

With the latest “delfies” of Chunk

(AKA: Dog-selfies)

When Chelsea returns home,

Chunk always beats Tammy to the door first

as his tongue dangles with drool out of his mouth

with pure happiness

Chunk loves Chelsea

And Chelsea loves Chunk