Who The Characters of "Gilmore Girls" Would Vote For In the Election

Who The Characters of "Gilmore Girls" Would Vote For In the Election

The only debate we should have in this election.
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With the craziness that is the election coming to an end very soon, I wanted to make the last article before it something to laughg about. With the release of Gilmore Girls: A Year In The Life coming out very soon, I was like, why not write something on who I think that some of the characters would vote for.

Lorelai Gilmore-Hillary Clinton

With her sharp wit and modern feminist take on life, there would be no way in hell that she would vote for Trump. On top of that, she is a small business owner, adn we all know how much Trump hates those.

Emily Gilmore-Donald Trump

As a high-class society woman, and part of the active social system of Hartford, Emily Gilmore would not vote for Hillary Clinton. Sticking with the so-called "traditional" values, she would most certainly vote for Trump. If not for her, to "Make America Great Again."

Rory Gilmore-Hillary Clinton

The last time we saw Rory, she was on the campaign trail with Barack Obama. It would be reasonable to assume that she would throw her support behind Hillary.

Luke Danes-Nobody

Look, Luke frets over participating in town events. I highly doubt he would even give this election the time of day, something I wish many Americans would do.

Sookie-Hillary Clinton

Once quoted as saying, "tell me it's not that bastard Donald Trump," it would be a no-brainer that she would be #WithHer

Mrs. Kim-Donald Trump

Mrs. Kim sticks to traditional values. There is no way that she could go deep within her conscience to vote for someone who shockingly believes in liberal ideas, like a woman rising to become president.

Kirk-Jill Stein

Kirk is one of those shall we say "quirky" Stars Hollow townies. Since he is kind of out there, he would find Jill Stein's doctor mystique intriguing.

Lane Kim, plus kids-Hillary Clinton

Just to defy her mom, Lane would instill the most liberal beliefs possible in Steve and Kwan. Now, that is not to say that her husband Zach would be a Trump supporter, but I think that there would be a considerable drift in their marriage if so.

Babette and Patty-Hillary Clinton

As two former hippies, and patrons of the arts, this dynamic duo would most certainly throw their support behind the most qualified person for president.

Brian-Hillary Clinton

Brian, after falling head over heels in love with a nice, old-fashioned girl, would defy the expectations and definitely vote for Hillary. Not only would this put a divide in Hep Alien, but also a divide amongst his family.

Dean Forrester-Donald Trump

Let's just say that Dean wasn't the brightest bulb in the box. Since his opinions are swayed quite easily, Dean would fall for the dictator-esque appeal of Donald Trump.

Jess-Hillary Clinton

Jess is much too liberal to even consider voting for the misogynist Cheeto that is Donald Trump. He does live in one of the most liberal cities in America, so why not?

Logan Huntzberger-Donald Trump

Logan's dad, Mitchum, would highly encourage him to vote for "The Donald." As a matter of fact, I would bet that he probably engaged in Locker Room Talk with him.

Taylor Doose-Gary Johnson

Ah, Taylor. Since nobody really cares about him, he would choose the candidate that nobody cares about, Gary Johnson.

Cover Image Credit: Us Weekly

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100 Of The Best Vines Of All Time

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Not to be dramatic, but the Vine app was the best thing to ever happen to me.

The Vine app truly understood me and my extremely odd sense of humor. When it was shut down, I felt like a part of me shut down with it. Luckily, I still have the ability to reflect on the good times that I had with Vine. Although there aren't any new Vine videos keeping my spirit alive, the Vine videos from the past are enough to keep me going.

This is way overdue, but here are the 100 best Vines to ever exist (in no particular order).

1. You better stop.

2. Come get y'all juice.

3. WTF is up Kyle.

4. That is NOT correct.

5. Mr. Postman.

6. Good evening.

7. This is your space, this is your area.

8. Honestly not sure what to title this one, but it's great so.

9. Someone help Elmo.

10. Pst...what?

11. Can I get a waffle?

12. Welcome back to Jesus Christ Hotline.

13. Oooooh, my boy going to school.

14. Lebron James.

15. #1 Dad.

16. Two bros chillin' in the hot tub.

17. Iz the fourth of July.

18. You have to say that you're fine and you're not really fine.

19. Tweaka Tweaka.

20. Hi, welcome to Chili's.

21. What up, I'm Jared.

22. If you wanna be a dog, RUFF.

23. When you think you look fresh, but your fish disagrees.

24. Rat in Walmart.

25. I'm dying... without me?

26. White ppl will turn anything into a casserole.

27. So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift.

28. You want a french fry? Eat a french fry.

29. ifyoulikemakingloveatmidnight.

30. Ms. Keisha.

31. Girl you're thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.

32. My cinnamon apple.

33. Two shots of vodka.

34. Whoever threw that paper.

35. Wow.

36. Do the math.

37. Rip your face off.

38. Fed up teacher.

39. You can't kill me.

40. Look at me now snake.

41. Walking a duck.

42. No matter when you pause this one, it's hilarious.

43. I don't even understand this one.

44. I dropped my hot pocket.

45. I thought you were American.

46. I can't swim.

47. I wanna be a cowboy.

48. I look like Mona Lisa.

49. Look at this graph.

50. Yungman.

51. Squidward dabbing

52. Living with Nicholas Cage.

53. If Tinder had video profiles.

54. Why you always lying.

55. Chicken wing ch-chi-chicken wing.

56. Uh my chicle.

57. Love the Nickleback version.

58. Any excuse to nae nae.

59. I want to be famous.

60. That's my opinion.

61. There she goes.

62. I have to restart my potatoes.

63. And they don't stop coming.

64. Cat horn.

65. Who is she.

66. The bob.

67. Summertime.

68. Do I look like.

69. Nice Ron.

70. Mom hearing 'Only' by Nicki Minaj for the first time.

71. Happy fourth of July.

72. I'm washing me and my clothes.

73. Nickel the creatorback.

74. Give me your money.

75. U stoopid.

76. Shrek at school.

77. Patricia honey can you be quiet.

78. No baby.

79. You've got a big storm coming.

80. Out shopping with my coven.

81. Extreme makeover home edition.

82. They were roommates.

83. White girl trying to remember the day she was born.

84. xoxo, gossip girl.

85. Big time rush.

86. Scared grandma throwing milk.

87. Suicide fairy.

88. Zoey 101 microwave.

89. When you leave your makeup on after a night out.

90. Crazy skateboarding tricks.

91. Noodle head.

92. Under all that makeup.

93. Marriage goals.

94. Boy putting on lipstick.

95. When you walk past your friend's class.

96. Clear elevator jamming.

97. #RunningManChallenge

98. T-T-T-T-Target.

99. We all have a lot of laughs.

100. High school musical.

Honestly, I still can think of 100 more of the greatest vines of all time... but I guess I should stop now.

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5 Quick Tips To Improve Your Focus And Time Management Skills

Here are five easy tips that helped my sense of productivity along the way.

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Lately, I've been pretty disappointed in my time management skills. I've been struggling to not only maintain all of my obligations but also my sense of joy while completing each task. And although I'd love to rain check on my responsibilities, I know that extended mental vacations are not a beneficial solution for long-term purposes. With this in mind, I've recently observed the ways that I manage my time as well as the methods I use to better improve my work ethic.
As a result of my personal inventory, I decided to make a brief list of tricks that I use to better improve my time management skills and focus.

1. Find articles that encourage organization

I've been reading articles about managing obligations and discovering cool methods to better organize my life. A specific blog post that I've found helpful is "Get Your Life Together Tools" by Mariah Dyson. This brief article is extremely easy to read and filled with useful apps to help readers stay focus on their tasks at hand. The link to this gem is below:

https://www.andsoitcurls.com/blog/majorkeys-tools

2. Listen to a podcast that you enjoy


If you're anything like me, you probably work best with background noise. Now, while I love my Netflix account, I've recently discovered that binge-watching my favorite shows is only a distraction when I'm trying to meet a deadline. So, instead of compromising my focus I've recently decided to save my favorite podcasts episodes for when I'm bogged down with work.

3. Approach your 'to-do' list with positive perspective

THIS IS A MAJOR ONE FOR ME! I have a terrible habit of complaining about my workload. And while it's easy to murmur about my obligations the effects of my comments are detrimental. I've been purposely replacing the phrase "I have to" with "I get to," to remind myself that every obligation is a blessing. I'm blessed to have a job and opportunities to fulfill.

4. Color-code your planner to better prioritize your day

I learned this trick while working on my bachelor's degree and honey, please believe me when I say that this tip alone saved my undergraduate experience. I'm a huge advocate for visual representation, and having my planner organized by color is a quick way to check in and manage my priorities throughout a hectic day.

5. Manage your progress

Lately, I've been taking great joy in checking off tasks from my "to-do list." Again, being a fan of visualization, it's rewarding to know that I've completed yet another task. This technique also serves as a healthy dose of encouragement to keep on trekking along, because the reality is if you could buckle down to achieve your goals once before, you can certainly do it again.

If anything, I hope that this list leaves you with healthy options to consider, when trying to tackle a stressful day.

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