Who The Characters of "Gilmore Girls" Would Vote For In the Election

Who The Characters of "Gilmore Girls" Would Vote For In the Election

The only debate we should have in this election.
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With the craziness that is the election coming to an end very soon, I wanted to make the last article before it something to laughg about. With the release of Gilmore Girls: A Year In The Life coming out very soon, I was like, why not write something on who I think that some of the characters would vote for.

Lorelai Gilmore-Hillary Clinton

With her sharp wit and modern feminist take on life, there would be no way in hell that she would vote for Trump. On top of that, she is a small business owner, adn we all know how much Trump hates those.

Emily Gilmore-Donald Trump

As a high-class society woman, and part of the active social system of Hartford, Emily Gilmore would not vote for Hillary Clinton. Sticking with the so-called "traditional" values, she would most certainly vote for Trump. If not for her, to "Make America Great Again."

Rory Gilmore-Hillary Clinton

The last time we saw Rory, she was on the campaign trail with Barack Obama. It would be reasonable to assume that she would throw her support behind Hillary.

Luke Danes-Nobody

Look, Luke frets over participating in town events. I highly doubt he would even give this election the time of day, something I wish many Americans would do.

Sookie-Hillary Clinton

Once quoted as saying, "tell me it's not that bastard Donald Trump," it would be a no-brainer that she would be #WithHer

Mrs. Kim-Donald Trump

Mrs. Kim sticks to traditional values. There is no way that she could go deep within her conscience to vote for someone who shockingly believes in liberal ideas, like a woman rising to become president.

Kirk-Jill Stein

Kirk is one of those shall we say "quirky" Stars Hollow townies. Since he is kind of out there, he would find Jill Stein's doctor mystique intriguing.

Lane Kim, plus kids-Hillary Clinton

Just to defy her mom, Lane would instill the most liberal beliefs possible in Steve and Kwan. Now, that is not to say that her husband Zach would be a Trump supporter, but I think that there would be a considerable drift in their marriage if so.

Babette and Patty-Hillary Clinton

As two former hippies, and patrons of the arts, this dynamic duo would most certainly throw their support behind the most qualified person for president.

Brian-Hillary Clinton

Brian, after falling head over heels in love with a nice, old-fashioned girl, would defy the expectations and definitely vote for Hillary. Not only would this put a divide in Hep Alien, but also a divide amongst his family.

Dean Forrester-Donald Trump

Let's just say that Dean wasn't the brightest bulb in the box. Since his opinions are swayed quite easily, Dean would fall for the dictator-esque appeal of Donald Trump.

Jess-Hillary Clinton

Jess is much too liberal to even consider voting for the misogynist Cheeto that is Donald Trump. He does live in one of the most liberal cities in America, so why not?

Logan Huntzberger-Donald Trump

Logan's dad, Mitchum, would highly encourage him to vote for "The Donald." As a matter of fact, I would bet that he probably engaged in Locker Room Talk with him.

Taylor Doose-Gary Johnson

Ah, Taylor. Since nobody really cares about him, he would choose the candidate that nobody cares about, Gary Johnson.

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37 Drake Lyrics From 'Scorpion' That Will Make Your Next Instagram Caption Go Double Platinum

Side A makes you want to be single, Side B make you want to be boo'd up.

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We all knew Scorpion was going to be the summer banger we wanted. However, Drake surprised us with two sides of an album and two sides of himself. Mixing rap and R&B; was genius on his part, so why not dedicate 37 of his lyrics to our Instagram captions?

1. "Don't tell me how knew it would be like this all along" — Emotionless

Definitely a "I'm too good" for you vibe.

2. "My mentions are jokes, but they never give me the facts" — Talk Up

This one's for my haters.

3. "I wanna thank God for workin' way harder than Satan" — Elevate

For when you're feeling blessed.

4. "I promise if I'm not dead then I'm dedicated" — March 14

In Drake's story about his son the world knows about now, we get a lyric of true love and dedication

5. "My Mount Rushmore is me with four different expressions" — Survival

6. "Pinky ring 'til I get a wedding ring" — Nonstop

7. "I gotta breathe in real deep when I catch an attitude" — 8 Out of 10

This first line of the song is about to be spread on the gram like a wildfire

8. "Heard all of the talkin', now it's quiet, now it's shush" — Mob Ties

9. "California girls sweeter than pieces of candy" — Sandra's Rose

This is gonna have every girl who has ever stayed in Cali all hot and heavy, watch it.

10. "I think you're changing your mind, starting to see it in your eyes" — Summer Games

Y'all know how these summer games go

11. "Look the new me is really still the real me" — In My Feelings

When you've got to profess that you've changed 200%

12. "Only beggin' that I do is me beggin' your pardon" — Is There More

13. "Shifted your focus, lens lookin' jaded" — Jaded

14. "Back and forth to Italy, my comment section killin' me" — Can't Take a Joke

Necessary for when you've got people hyping you up already

15. "People are only as tough as they phone allows them to be" — Peak

Y'all can't have this one, I'm stealing it

16. "Work all winter, shine all summer" — That's How You Feel

Put in the work so you can flex on 'em, summer 18

17. "Blue faces, I got blue diamonds, blue tint, yeah" — Blue Tint


18. "I stay busy workin' on me" — Elevate

19. "Ten of us, we movin' as one" — Talk Up

The perfect reason to get the largest group picture you've had on your gram

20. "October baby for irony sake, of course" — March 14

This statistically applies to 1/12 of y'all reading this, so take that as you will (we October babies are the best)

21. "She had an attitude in the summer but now she nice again" — Blue Tint

22. "I know you special girl 'cause I know too many" — In My Feelings


23. "Gotta hit the club like you hit them, hit them, hit them angles" — Nice for What

24. "She said 'Do you love me?' I tell her, 'Only partly,' I only love my ____ and my ____ I'm sorry" — God's Plan

If you haven't used this one yet, get to it

25. "But I'm blessed I just checked, hate me never met me in the flesh" — I'm Upset

26. "It's only good in my city because I said so" — 8 Out of 10

Follow this up with a location and shoutout your hometown

27. "My haters either on they way to work or they arrived" — Can't Take a Joke

28. "I always need a glass of wine by sundown" — Final Fantasy

Has Drake ever been more relatable?

29. "It's your f***in' birthday. Happy birthday" — Ratchet Happy Birthday

Let's go get kicked out of an Applebee's

30. "I move through London with the Eurostep" — Nonstop


31. "I stopped askin' myself and I started feelin' myself" — Survival

Mood all summer 18

32. "They keep tryna' get me for my soul" — I'm Upset

33. "I'm tryna see who's there on the other end of the shade" — Emotionless

34. "Only obligation is to tell it straight" — Elevate

35. "It don't matter to me what you say" — Don't Matter to Me


This line from the King of Pop (MJ) will give you chills. R.I.P.

36. "I'm the chosen one, flowers never pick themselves" — Sandra's Rose

37. "Say you'll never ever leave from beside me" — In My Feelings

Couple goals, amirite?

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8 Reasons Why The rebooted "queer eye" was so Fabulous

Everyone wishes that they had a queer eye.

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Netflix recently did the world a huge favor when they released the second season of "Queer Eye: More Than a Makeover." Now, I don't know about you, but I didn't really hear that much about the show until this new season came out. Why is that? I have absolutely no idea. Watching the first season really put a perspective on what reality TV can be. The second season only increased my faith in humanity. Instead of seeing rich phonies of Los Angeles paying hundreds of thousands of dollars to get breast implants, the FAB 5 go around Georgia and improve the way people live. Now, that is something that I can get on board for.

1. Throughout the show, the FAB 5 are truly themselves. They portray that to the people they work with.

YAS!

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2. They all come from different backgrounds, alongside all the people they work with.

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3. You definitely will cry at all the emotion and love.

So are we, hon!

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4. Each one of the FAB 5s' sections is crucial to the overall outcome of the make-over.

Food is love baby.

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5. Everybody is thinking the same thing about Jonathan Van Ness... He is who you are on the inside.

*Snap*Snap* Nuh-uh honey.

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6. The episodes, while touching on controversial issues, mainly focus on helping someone being made-over to take a big step forward in their life.

Congrats, guys!

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7. We all know that we need 5 gay guys to come into our house and help us get our s*** together.

GROUP HUG!!

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8. Everything always turned out beautifully. There isn't one episode where you didn't feel closure for both the make-over and yourself.

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So yes, the FAB 5 have done it again. Hopefully, there will be a season 3 that is equally as tear-jerking and full of love. Enjoy your next Netflix binge and bask in the glory that is Queer Eye.

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