We know that cats are intelligent creatures. They were once worshiped by Ancient Egyptians. Our history books wont let us forget that bit of information and clearly, cats haven't forgotten either. Here is your proof.
They are building an army!
Though they may be cute, these are assassins in training.
They are secret ninjas
With some serious hiding skills.
Which gives them unlimited points of attack.
They have meetings
And they recruit
They have mastered OUR technology
They try to take out our companions.
They try to win them over
Sometimes they succeed.
They brainwash our children!
And make them part of their agenda
Cats are tricky, they are almost impossible to confine.
They are Fearless!
No Really!
We are in trouble here, people. They have even perfected the evil laugh!
And they are in the process of writing their "World Domination March" song.
Better watch your back!
Because they are always watching...
