I am not going to lie here, I was too lazy (and frankly, too busy looking at cute animals on the internet, which is obviously more important to me than most everything) to be super half-*ssed-ly creative for this article. In lieu of this, I decided to post something that I'd waste my time looking at on the internet so that all of you could have the chance to waste your time looking at it too. I mean, we need to have solidarity in our procrastination. If we don't have that, what do we have? Absolutely nothing!
So, I have here a compiled list of cats wearing hats for your amusement, because I know that most of you would probably rather look at cute animals than actually get work done. And I also know that I would rather probably look at this than the next stupid and disappointing thing that Trump has done in the news cycle for this week. So here it goes for all of us.
1. ClassyCat
So cute, so classy, so sleepy. So like me after three glasses of wine (or so I tell myself).
2. HipsterCat
Definitely v hip. Definitely was hip before it was cool. Definitely the cutest hipster there ever was.
3. BatCat
Definitely the hero we need. A superhero for the common man.
4. PartyCat
There is no such thing as too much catnip...right? Right?
5. SharkCat
Because what's better than a cat with a shark hat on? Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
6. CarrotCat
"Eat your veggies!" - Actual Quote
7. CaptainCat
For all your seafaring needs! Even though he hates the water, he's the captain you want for your crew.
8. WizardCat
"Yer a wizard, Harry!" - Actual Quote
9. FancyCat
Such a fancy gentleman! I definitely want him as my date for anything and everything ever.
10. TrumpCat
Definitely an accurate depiction of the dumb dude in charge. They even have the same hair!