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8 Of Brittany's Best 'Glee' Comments

Remember how she got into M.I.T?

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8 Of Brittany's Best 'Glee' Comments

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We all love Brittany S. Pierce. She was definitely one of the funniest on Glee, and what a stellar dancer. While she wasn't the brightest, we loved her anyway and missed her dearly when she departed for M.I.T in season 4.

Here are some of the funniest things she said, out of context.

1. "Sour patch kids are just gummy bears that turned to drugs"

A first season gem, one of the first lines from our favorite character.

2. "Dolphins are just gay sharks"

If you've seen "Glee" ever, you know this line. Rewatching the series reminded me of this gold.

3. "I thought Dr. Pepper was a dentist"

The wonderful line that brought us to the spectacular Britney/Brittany episode in Season 2.

4. "Mr. Schuester: What's an anthem? Brittany: The bottom of an ants pants."

This one is actually my favorite, because it's so clever.

5. "I'm better than you, and I demand all the solos"

Look at her go. Heather Morris, who played Brittany is actually a professional dancer who toured with Beyonce.

6. "Is this what having a stroke is like because I like it"

I don't remember what this is from, but it's so funny and quotable in everyday life.

7. "I got you a bull testicle they came in a pair, but I got hungry in the car ride"

Tryna help out her girl Sanata, the best couple in the entire show.

8. "I can’t believe Jesus Christ superstar chose to end the world this way"

Remember when her and Sam, aka Trouty Mouth, got married?

A weirdo, but we love her anyways.

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