Breakups are inevitable. Male or female, at some point in your life, you're going to end up broken hearted, ugly crying like Kim K. in a sea of tissues that used to be your bed. No one wants to wallow in self-pity for that long; just until you're out of ice cream. I don't know about you, but if I'm going to have myself a pity party, I'm gonna need a decent soundtrack playing in the background. If you're looking for Fifth Harmony or One Direction, well, that's what Spotify is for. Here are over 80 songs you can bum out to that don't actually suck:
The Break Up Song - Wale
Teaser lyric: "Relationships should never rewind"
Me, Myself & I - G-Eazy, Bebe Rexha
Teaser lyric: "Solo ride until I die // Cause I got me for life"
Never Forget You - Zara Larsson, MNEK
Teaser lyric: "From the day that I met you // I knew that I would love you till the day I die"
Woke The F*ck Up - Jon Bellion
Teaser lyric: "Last night I woke the f*ck up // I realized I need you here // As desperate as that sounds"
Loves Me Not - J. Cole
Teaser lyric: "I mean I make it so easy to please my ass // The shoe was on the other foot and you would leave my ass"
Don't Let Me Down (Feat. Daya) - The Chainsmokers
Teaser lyric: "Darling I hope // That you'll be here // When I need you the most"
Love Yourself - Justin Bieber
Teaser lyric: "My mama don't like you and she likes everyone"
She (Feat. Frank Ocean) - Tyler, The Creator
Teaser lyric: "But I'll be the happiest if you decide to kick it tonight"
Stay (Feat. Maty Noyes) - Kygo
Teaser lyric: "Why can't I say no to the look on your face? // I just stay"
Be Together (Feat. Wild Belle) - Major Lazer
Teaser lyric: "Maybe in a million miles // On a highway through the skies // Someday soon we'll be together"
Babylon (Feat. Kendrick Lamar) - SZA
Teaser lyric: "Cross my heart then I hope to die with a piece of mind"
With You (Feat. Natalie Angiuli) (Bronze Whale Remix) - Felix Cartal
Teaser lyric: "I don't doubt that it should just be you and I"
Autumn Leaves (Feat. Kendrick Lamar) - Chris Brown
Teaser lyric: "If you leave this time I feel that you'll be gone for good"
Feels - Kiiara
Teaser lyric: "Still I get along with your best friends // Even better with your family"
Holding On (Feat. Anuka) - Pham
Teaser lyric: "Even though you walked away // I'm still waiting for the day // You come back and wanna stay // Holding on"
Posed To Be In Love - Kevin Gates
Teaser lyric: "We supposed to be in love // Til it ain't no breaking up"
Never Be Like You (Feat. Kai) - Flume
Teaser lyric: "Please just look me in my face // Tell me everything's okay"
We Don't Talk Anymore - Charlie Puth, Selena Gomez
Teaser lyric: "Shoulda known your love was a game // Now I can't get you out of my brain"
Throw Away - Future
Teaser lyric: "It's gon' be okay okay oh it's gon' be okay"
Ocean Drive - Duke Dumont
Teaser lyric: "Pretending we're in love // But it's never enough"
I Hate U I Love U (Feat. Olivia O'Brien) - Gnash
Teaser lyric: "Do you miss me like I miss you?"
We All Fall Down (Feat. Jamie Lidell) - A-Trak
Teaser lyric: "You're only human // Human like me // Not so special after all"
Trust Issues - Kiki Rowe
Teaser lyric: "Baby understand it // Understand that I've been hurt for a minute"
Sellin' Dreams (Feat. Chris Brown) - Big Sean
Teaser lyric: "If I broke it off now we won't be on some friend sh*t"
7 Years - Lukas Graham
Teaser lyric: "Once I was eleven years old // My daddy told me // 'Go get yourself a wife or you'll be lonely'"
Love Yourz - J. Cole
Teaser lyric: "No such thing as a life that's better than yours"
Break Up In A Small Town - Sam Hunt
Teaser lyric: "She was over me before the grass grew back where she used to park her car"
Something To Live For (Feat. Nikki Yanofsky) - Felix Cartal
Teaser lyric: "And all I know is you're // Something to live for"
Messed Up (Feat. LK Faith) - Louis Mattrs
Teaser lyric: "Time after time I will // Apologize for the // Tears in your eyes"
Borderline - Tove Stryke
Teaser lyric: "I'm borderline happy and I'm borderline sad"
In The Night - The Weeknd
Teaser lyric: "In the night she's dancing to relieve the pain"
Too Good To Be You - Kiki Rowe
Teaser lyric: "And he says that I'm perfect // That I'm absolutely worth it // Why am I still so sad?"
Heartbeat - Childish Gambino
Teaser lyric: "I need to be alone like the way you left me"
Pity Party - Melanie Martinez
Teaser lyric: "It's my party and I'll cry if I want to"
Simple Things - Miguel
Teaser lyric: "Just be a tough act to follow"
Uncover - Zara Larsson
Teaser lyric: "We are a secret // Can't be exposed"
IFHY - Tyler, The Creator
Teaser lyric: "I'm bad at keeping my emotions bubbled // You're good at being perfect // We're good at being troubled"
You're Not The One (Cid Rim Remix) - Sky Ferreira
Teaser lyric: "And I'm thinking about // How much I need you but you really want somebody else"
More Than A Miracle - MNEK
Teaser lyric: "Back to where we were when I first met you"
Exchange - Bryson Tiller
Teaser lyric: "Waiting on a sign // Guess it's time for a different prayer"
Blew My Mind - Dresses
Teaser lyric: "Cause when you're gone // I really hate my dreams"
My Love (Feat. Drake) - Majid Jordan
Teaser lyric: "What makes you so ready right now // After I waited on you for so long"
Ready To Fight (Feat. Tom Gefen) - Roby Fayer
Teaser lyric: "Honey these arms that once held you are ready to fight"
Cheap Thrills (Feat. Sean Paul) - Sia
Teaser lyric: "It's Saturday and I wont be long // Til I hit the dance floor"
Only One (Feat. Paul McCartney) - Kanye West
Teaser lyric: "And if you knew // How proud I was // You'd never shed a tear"
Mistakes Like This (Skizzy Mars Remix) - Prelow
Teaser lyric: "I'm not confused // It's just I don't wanna talk"
Mr. Wrong (Feat. Drake) - Mary J. Blige
Teaser lyric: "And I'm always her regret // Yeah, I'm always her regret"
Acquainted - The Weeknd
Teaser lyric: "You got me putting time in, time in // Nobody got me feeling this way"
Chop Like This - Charlie Puth
Teaser lyric: "Just wanna feel the heat of your love"
Same Old Love - Selena Gomez
Teaser lyric: "You left in peace // Left me in pieces"
All Time Low - Jon Bellion
Teaser lyric: "Now I'm a ghost // I call your name // You look right through me"
Omen (Feat. Sam Smith) - Disclosure
Waiting Game - BANKS
Moments - Tove Lo
Calm Down - G-Eazy
Keeping Your Head Up - Birdy
FourFiveSeconds - Rihanna, Kanye West, Paul McCartney
Run Wild - Jon Bellion
Movements (Feat. Yung Fusion) - Pham
Show Me Love (Feat. Kimberly Anne) - Sam Feldt
Drowning - BANKS
Thoughts From A Balcony - Mac Miller
Nothing Left (Feat. Will Heard) - Kygo
Freak - Lana Del Rey
Faded - Zhu
The Worst - Jhene Aiko
Waves (Robin Schulz Remix) - Mr. Probz
Lost Boy - Troye Sivan
On My Mind - Ellie Goulding
No Rest For The Wicked (Feat. A$AP Rocky) - Lykke Li
Disarm You - Kaskade
Genghis Khan - Miike Snow
You Don't Own Me - G-Eazy, Grace
No Angels (Feat. Ella) - Bastille
idfc - Blackbear
I Get So Scared - Miley Cyrus
Gold - Kiiara
Again - Fetty Wap
Lies - Marina And The Diamonds
Not To Worry - Elk Road
Here For You - Kygo
Make Me Feel Better - Alex Adair
Sorry Is A Sorry Word - Tarrus Riley
Say You'll Be There (Absence Remix) - MO
Lay Me Down (Flume Remix) - Sam Smith
Don't Gotta Work It Out - Fitz & The Tantrums
Let You Go (A-Trak Remix) - The Chainsmokers
And, of course...
I Don't F*ck With You - Big Sean
Good luck! But you won't need it; you're better than them anyway. Hey
