Breakfast, as we all know, is the most important meal of the day and also the most delicious. For those of you who will eat breakfast no matter what time of day, you understand the mystical powers a stack of pancakes or a few strips of bacon can hold. For those who don't understand, "Parks and Recreation" has you covered.
Breakfast food is the purest and best cure for a bad day:
Fail an exam? Omelette. Lost your phone? Waffles. Hit by a car? Pancakes. There is nothing that breakfast food can't fix.
You can never be too sick for waffles:
I don't care if I'm on my deathbed, waffles will be my last meal, so help me God.
When you go to a diner you automatically know what you want:
No I don't need a menu, thank you very much.
Your friends have an immediate tool to bribe you with:
Oh how weak we become when the fate of breakfast food hangs in the balance!
You take your breakfast very seriously:
It is quite the scary site to see a breakfast lover head on with a short stack, but what a beautiful monster they are.
If someone tries to eat off of your plate it means war:
No one, no one, gets between me and some scrambled eggs.
When people invite you over for ‘dinner’ and it's not pancakes:
Breakfast for dinner is the only acceptable dinner at my house. Please dump your spaghetti at the door.
Finally, explaining why breakfast food is the most superior of all the food groups:
Breakfast food is the perfect combination of comfort food--heaven and love all on one plate. Maybe it's the fact that a nice big breakfast reminds us of lazy Sundays or that the smell of bacon and eggs means your morning will be perfect, either way, breakfast is the perfect food for any time.
