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Boobs or Behind: The Great Debate, Debunked

Ashley Camp
Feb 24, 2015
University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign
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Boobs or Behind: The Great Debate, Debunked

In an age where Kim Kardashian’s big booty and Nicki Minaj’s behind are all over the Internet to see, it’s easy to wonder if our generation is beginning to prefer bodacious butts rather than a nice rack. Since I couldn’t find a definitive poll out there, I decided to take to tap into frat boys’ minds to get a mutual consensus. Here’s how they responded:

“Ass. Don't get me wrong, I love boobs. But the ass has to be there. It's not right if it isn't.” – Matt, Phi Delt ‘17
“Ass, because boobs are for boys, and only men can appreciate a good butt.” - Will, ZBT '17
“Ass 4 dayz” – Jacob, Alpha Sig ‘17
“Personally I say ass because it means she’s in good shape, but I'm more of a face guy so…” - Ben, Lambda Chi '16
“Asses have been and always will be greater than boobs to me. Plus, asses don't get saggy and gross when you're older.” - Ethan, Sigma Chi '17
"‘The ass is the fulcrum of fun’ –Ghandi. And you can't pull someone closer to you by grabbing their boobs.” - Bogy, Phi Delt '16
"I'm going with boobs to mix up your results." – Christian, AGR ‘17
“Ass can tell you how athletic a girl is/was. Boobs are just boobs.” –Billy, Lambda Chi ‘16
"Tits > ass. End of debate." -Mark, Sigma Chi ‘17
"You know I'm a boob guy. They're more fun." –Ryan, Phi Psi ‘17
“I would have to say a good ass, because who doesn’t like a little cushion for the pushing?” – Jeremy, SAE ‘17
“Ass” – Collective Sammy ‘15

Ladies, looks like it’s time to start doing your squats. Much to my disappointment, a nice ass defeated boobs in a 9 – 3 contest. To take a quote from Sir-Mix-A-Lot, “She looks like one of those rap frat guy’s girlfriends. Who understands those rap frat guys? [scoff]” So no matter what your assets are, you do you, baby-boo. 

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