How many times have you been "studying" when all of a sudden (amidst one of your Facebook "breaks") you see a Buzzfeed quiz that will tell you what kind of donut you are based on your personality type?

All the time, right? It's funny how people can take two seemingly unrelated topics and relate them to each other. Thus, I present to you: Bible stories as types of pizza.

**Disclaimer: This is meant to be humorous and in no way sacrilegious.

1. Noah's Ark - Meat Lover's

"Two of every kind of bird, of every kind of animal..." Genesis 6:20

Okay, not every bird and animal is on this pizza, but you get the idea.

2. Garden of Eden - Vegetarian

"The land produced vegetation" Genesis 1:12

Peppers, spinach, mushrooms... There's plenty of vegetation on this pie!

3. Adam and Eve - Pepperoni

"A man leaves his father and mother and is united to his wife, and they become one flesh." Genesis 2:24

Pepperoni and cheese are the perfect pairing, just as God created Adam and Eve to be.

4. The Holy Trinity - Margherita

"The Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit" Matthew 28:19

Cheese, tomato, and basil. Basically the holy trinity of pizza.

5. Shadrack, Meshach, and Abednego (Rack, Shack, and Benny) - Wood-fired

"And these three men, firmly tied, fell into the blazing furnace." Daniel 3:23

Pizza thrown into a fire. 'Nuff said.

6. God's love - Deep dish

"His love is deep, His love is wide..."

Deep and wide? Sounds like deep dish pizza to me!

7. The Red Sea - Italian tomato pie

Do I really need to explain this one? It won't take Moses to divide this Red Sea, just a pizza slicer!

8. Feeding 5,000 - Anchovies

"Here is a boy with five loaves and two fish" John 6:9

Pizza with fish? All I'm hearing is Jesus' miracle with a boy's lunch.

9. King Solomon - Supreme

"King Solomon was greater in riches and wisdom than all the other kings of the earth." 1 Kings 10:23

Riches and wisdom sounds pretty supreme, if I do say so myself.

10. David and Goliath - New York pizza

Giant slices, little prices, and a victorious feeling when you demolish this monstrous slice. Need I say more?

11. Heaven - Dessert pizza

A skillet chocolate chip cookie topped with vanilla ice cream; pizza dough sprinkled with butter, brown sugar, and cinnamon; smothered in chocolate and candy pieces... Dessert pizza is your own little slice of Heaven.

With so many pizzas to choose from, it can be difficult to decide on a single slice. Luckily, by the grace of God, we are never stuck with only one delicious pie. So, what bible story does your favorite pizza represent? Tell us in the comments!