1. ...I just can't walk that fast. I just can't.

Ugh. Speed limits these days.

2. You're not my dad... ugly ass f*cking... noodlehead.

Honestly I wish I was on this kid's level as a child.

3. Wii Bowling

The girl on the swing. Who falls off. And transforms into a Wii bowling ball.

Enough said.

4. Ohhhh he on x games mode

Really just one of the most quotable vines to ever exist. Use it sarcastically. Use it seriously. Use it in an argument. The possibilities are endless.

5. Wait a minute Mr. Postman

I already loved this vine, and then I realized there's some kind of uncanny similarity between the tune of this BOP and the tune of Portugal The Man's "Feel It Still".

Think about it. "Ooh I'm a rebel just for kicks now"

"Ooh wait a minute Mr. Postman".

Hear it yet? You will. And then it'll haunt you forever.

6. Oh, hi, thanks for checking in, I'm still a piEcE Of GArBage

It's catchy. It's funny. It's simple. It's effective.

It's fantastic.

7. Every Gavin vine ever, basically

HE'S JUST. He's the internet's son, okay?

8. Run in here and come get y'all juice!

I just... how do you even smash an oven door like that?

9. I don't care about my haters, and if you wanna fight me, then fight me.

You probably don't want to mess with her. Seems pretty battle ready.

10. Smack cam! I think tf not, you gon' be a dead b*tch I'll tell you that.

Probably the only smack cam vine I ever actually laughed at.

11. I can't believe you've done this.

Come on. The accent just makes it even more fun to quote.

12. AA... AAA.... AAAAAAAAAAA

I have never not laughed at this. This is dad humor at it's finest. Batteries have never been so funny.

Wait.

Dad humor at its... vinest. Ha. That was spur of the moment. Pretty good if you ask me.

13. When I leave, y'all wanna keep *doing this*, but when I come around, y'all don't wanna... post up.

THIS GIRL. This one is for anyone who often finds themselves looking at group pictures.. none of which include them.

We've probably all been there.

14. He stuffed him in a locker! Screw you Jake.

I really don't know why this isn't talked about more.

15. Next time open your ears because I didn't even call you a b*tch.

Open your ears seems like a good comeback... right?

16. Bentley, do you see the butterfly? NO BENTLEY NOOOO

That butterfly was just tryna be a homie. I really wanted Bentley to be a homie.

Bentley wasn't a homie.

17. *throws frisbee* what the F*CK, Richard!

It's so simple and so funny and so.. me?

Yeah. It's very me. Don't ask me to accurately throw a frisbee.

18. No, not a dresser! YES A DRESSER!

I wish I understood this vine. I don't. I never will.

That's what makes it funny.

19. It's a bear! NOOOOOOOOOO oh sh*t it's right there

I thought this vine was taking a turn for the worse but we chillin'.

20. DO YOU WANNA GO SEE UNCLE KRACKER OR NO

I can't say much about this one, you really just have to see for yourself.

21. I'm gonna say it............ I don't care that you broke your elbow.

Definitely not what any of us were expecting.

22. I'll kill you, I'm not even worried about it.

I wish I had reflexes like that.

23. Put that candy back I'm not buying you all th- try me b*tch.

Big mood. Biiiig mood.

24. How do you know what's good for me? That's mY OPINION

Just for the very last facial expression.

25. I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand!

WHY DOESN'T ANYONE TALK ABOUT THIS

26. WTF is up, Kyle?

No, dude, what did you say? Step the f*ck up, Kyle!

Are you friends with someone named Kyle? No? Well, you really should be. Do it for the vine (do i get bonus points for this?).

The only reason this one is so far down is because we all know it, and we all love it. You don't need me to tell you I'm never gonna stop talking about it. None of us are ever gonna stop.

You know I'm never gonna stop talking about it. Especially if you know me in real life.

27. FR E SH A VOCA DO

Need I say more?

28. It's the 4th of July I'm ready to pop these firecrackers don't pop em' on me tho... where the police at?

I can't believe I didn't know about this vine until last year.

29. Oh my god they were roooooommates!

*dramatic music*

30. Miss Keisha?

You already know.

31. Excuse my potty mouth but SHUT THE F*CK UP!

You tell 'em, kid.

32. Accept yourself! Love yourself! Accept yourself!

Weird, but endearing. But weird.

Really weird.

33. There's only one thing worse than a rapist... BOOM! A child. No

Praise to whoever filmed this in a "The Office"-esque manner.

34. I never went to Oovoo Javer

Who's Javer?

35. I do love working here. We have a lot of laughs.

Are you going to Janet's baby shower?

36. Can I get a waffle? Can I PLEASE get a waffle?

Sometimes a girl just wants her waffle.

37. That was legitness.

I can hear his voice in my mind.

38. Is that a chicken?

B*tch? Is you blind?

39. Adam

I wish there was a way to type that that... looks like his tone of voice. An exclamation point is too aggressive. A period isn't irritated enough. Life is hard.

40. wooOOOoOoOow

Because what's a list of vines without this one. A classic.