*The following Vines are in no particular order, I love them all equally.*

1. "Freakin Bats. I love Halloween."







2. "Hi, my names Trey, I got a basketball game tomorrow…"







3. "Hey I care about you, I got you a pinecone on a stick because… they're lovely."







4. "Hi, welcome to Chilies."







5. "It's a avocado… thaaanks."







6. "Adam."







7. "I can't believe you've done this."







8. "And they were roommates."







9. "Road work ahead? Uh yea, I sure hope it does"







10. "Ahh, Stooop. I coulda dropped my croissant"







11. "F**K YA CHICKEN STRIPS"







12. "Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane Tortilla."







13. "Freeshavaca do"







14. "Country boy I looove youuuu" *tongue thing*







15. "Hey, I'm a lesbian. I thought you were American?"







16. "What's up, I'm Jared, Im 19 and I never f*****g learned how to read"







17. *Little running feet* "Daddy?" "dO i LoOk LiKe…"







18. "Two bros, chillin in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cause they're not gay"







19. "You spilled lipstick in my Valentino white bag?!" *crazy eyes*







20. "You got eggzma"







21. "My poop is coming!"







22. "I've never been to Oovoo-javer"







23. "There is only one thing worse than a racist… BOOM… a child"







24. Zach stop, you're gonna get us in trouble"







25. "Did he bite you" *actually biting him* "No"







26. "Hello?"







27. "WoooooW"







28. "Merry Chrysler"







29. "Whoever threw that paper, your moms a hoe"







30. What the F*CK is up Kyle?"







31. "Lebron James"







32. "SO you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?" *glass breaking*







33. "Ms. Kiesha, Ms. Kiesha?!"







34. I'm gonna rip your face off b*tch."







35. "These are my sandals"







36. "Look at all those chickens"







37. "Nice one Ron"







38. "I'm washin me and my clothes"







39. "This b*tch called me ugly. I said b*tch where? She said "Under all that makeup." I said b*tch where?"







40. "Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick"







41. "Oh my god, I love Chipotle. Chipotle is my liiiife."







42. "I love myself. Even though I look like a burnt chicken nugget, I still love myself."







43. "I love you the fricken mostest"







44. "I want a church girl that goes to church… and reads her bible."







45. "hOw Do YoU kNoW wHaTs BeSt FoR mE? THATS MY OPINIOOOOOON!"







46. "I smell like beef"







47. "It's Wednesday my dudes"







48. "JUST TAKE THE F*CKING COMPLIMENT"







49. "I have the power of God and Anime on my side"







50. "You're not my dad"







51. "Look thats Classy Jen over there. Trying to be all fancy."










52. "That was legitness"







53. "This b*tch empty. YEET"







54. "Stop saying I look like chicken little!"







55. "So no head?"







56. "Can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?"







57. "Iridocyclitis"







58. "Chris, is that a weed? No it's a cray—. I'M CALLING THE POLICE"







59. "F*ck off Janet, I'm not going to your f*cking baby shower"







60. "So I'm sitting there…"







61. *Mom listening to son's playlist in horror*







62. "What the f*ck. Is this allowed?! IS THIS ALLOWED?!"







63. "What the f*ck Richard"







64. "Hmm. Cute. I wish I could have it." *direct eye contact*







65. *Music* *girl with oval sunglasses* *dramatic turn to the camera*







66. "I'm gonna say it... I don't care that you broke your elbow."