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28 Times Snooki Literally Defined Your Life, It's Crazy

"Yeah, I'm trying to be sexy and it's not working. Bye."

Victoria F. Leonardo
Feb 06, 2018
Pennsylvania State University
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28 Times Snooki Literally Defined Your Life, It's Crazy
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It's no secret that "Jersey Shore" was anything less than iconic. The show is still capable of bringing life to those who celebrated Jerz Days nearly nine years ago. The legacy of gym, tan, laundry with these stereotypical guidos will never, ever die.

We owe this show and roommates a lot, but the ring-leader of the women in the house deserves some extra recognition. She's tiny, tan, and fabulous — Let's give it up to our main meatball, Snooki:

When you know you have your moments but play it cool...

When guys do something totally unnecessary...

When you're a firm believer that it's 5 o'clock somewhere...

When you know you deserve some claps...

When you that guy who makes you swoon texts you...

When it's just THAT type of night...

When things don't go your way...

Drinking and falling is kind of your thing...

When the alcohol kicks in during the pregame a little too quick...

When you're 50 shades over someone's bullsh*t...

When weirdos don't stand a chance at the bar...

When your new man's just so beautiful it literally hurts your soul...

When that guy turns out to be the biggest jerk ever...

When it's one of those days, day drinking becomes socially acceptable...

When something becomes evidently official and you can't even anymore...

Those nights you need to pound your face with booze...

When the sun rises and the birds are chirping and you aren't about it...

You know you gotta work out, but don't want to leave your place you improvise...

When an irrelevant person tries to become relevant...

You really don't appreciate it when someone tries waking you up...

Some things matter more than others when thinking of all the things you like about him...

When the Uber shows up and you're good to go with your pretend water, water bottle...

You hate party-poopers, a lot...

You've accepted the fact that sometimes you don't always have the answer...

When you're over it, you're over it...

You know you're a b*tch and embrace it by laughing...

Drunk things happen to good people...

You know you're a dime piece so if someone doesn't appreciate it, it's their loss.


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