My current Netflix binge is "New Girl." This will be my fourth time watching the show in its entirety. It is one of my absolute favorite shows, and I thought I would re-watch it so that I could have background noise when doing homework. Well, I would ignore my assignments and put all my focus on the show, despite knowing everything that happens. It has gotten to the point where I know exactly what the characters are going to say before they actually say it.
As I've been watching this show, I have noticed a lot of great quotes from Schmidt.
1. How he hates and complains about "youths"
2. Anything with the Douche Bag Jar was ~the best~
3. The first moment he and Cece had together
5. Every time he bragged about ~crushing it~ at Ass Strat
7. The daily truth-bombs he hit the gang with were on-point
8. How mad he got that his towel was damp, only to find out he had been using the wrong towel the entire time
11. How badly he wanted to break Nick and Jess up because he was hurting after breaking up with ~two~ girls
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