So, it's Halloween season. Do you want to have a costume that'll have people groaning and rolling their eyes at you in the best possible way? Do you want a costume that'll really seal your place as the Halloween champion? Do you want every dad in the nearest hundred-mile radius to be in awe and slightly fearful of your raw power?
You're in luck! I just so happen to be an expert on the art of the pun. I didn't win "Best Puns" in High School for nothing. Here are a bunch of costumes that fit your order.
1. "It's Raining Men"
https://studiodiy.com/2016/10/18/diy-raining-men-costume/
2. "Dr. Pepper"
https://www.instagram.com/p/9hHdDxxAuY/
"Pot Head"
https://www.etsy.com/listing/456997136/pot-head-funny-pun-adult-halloween?show_sold_out_detail=1
"Copy Cat"
https://www.buzzfeed.com/brettvergara/simple-costumes-you-can-make-the-day-before-hallo?utm_source=dynamic&utm_campaign=bfsharecopy&utm_term=.uuBgVJwR8&sub=0_9805339#9805339
"Iron Chef"
https://www.buzzfeed.com/brettvergara/simple-costumes-you-can-make-the-day-before-hallo?utm_source=dynamic&utm_campaign=bfsharecopy&utm_term=.hkA9mwB65&sub=0_9805317#9805317
"A Formal Apology"
https://www.buzzfeed.com/brettvergara/simple-costumes-you-can-make-the-day-before-hallo?utm_source=dynamic&utm_campaign=bfsharecopy&utm_term=.hkA9mwB65&sub=0_9805317#9805317
"Ceiling Fan"
https://www.buzzfeed.com/brettvergara/simple-costumes-you-can-make-the-day-before-hallo?utm_source=dynamic&utm_campaign=bfsharecopy&utm_term=.nbgRMDwb7&sub=0_9807047#9807047
"Dunkin' Donuts"
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1CHt85Qt6rs/TNItAG-vBpI/AAAAAAAAA8M/8GUFpKKNMs8/s400/DunkinDonut.jpg
Side Note: Although they chopped the "Donuts" from their name, I'm 97% sure people have chosen to ignore it so this costume is still to be a slam dunk. It's ok, I'll see myself out.
"Fantasy Football"
https://boards.weddingbee.com/topic/halloween-costume-thread-post-your-photos/#axzz2i5UCdBhs
"Plato"
https://www.halloweencostumes.com/blog/p-594-printable-costume-award-certificates.aspx
"Sugar Daddy"
https://www.buzzfeed.com/annakopsky/costumes-thatll-make-you-say-why-didnt-i-think-of-that?utm_source=dynamic&utm_campaign=bfsharecopy&utm_term=.cvjJapDN5&bfsource=relatedauto&sub=0_11781173#11781173
"The Spice Girls"
https://www.buzzfeed.com/annakopsky/costumes-thatll-make-you-say-why-didnt-i-think-of-that?utm_source=dynamic&utm_campaign=bfsharecopy&utm_term=.aaLp27ReP&bfsource=relatedauto&sub=0_11842972#11842972
"Jack in the Box"
https://www.instagram.com/p/uzNZ8AN90M/
"Beer on Tap"
https://www.instagram.com/p/9hxDuHka82/
"A Brush With Death"
https://holidappy.com/costumes/How-To-Make-A-Punny-Costume
"Snakes on a Plane"
https://imgur.com/8ns0h
"Radiohead"
https://twentytwowords.com/the-punniest-costumes-you-can-wear-any-time-of-the-year/
"Maroon Five"
https://www.instagram.com/kylecansmile/
"A Blessing in Disguise"
https://www.instagram.com/p/ReYEG1p9Us/?taken-by=ayya_ann
"Lincoln Log"
https://imgur.com/bna5Fwn
"Zom-Bee"
https://9gag.com/gag/aWOemE4
"Diction-Fairy"
https://www.instagram.com/p/gGR5ykrqaq/
"Edgar Allan Hoe"
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/634/057/206.jpg
Now go forth, you beautiful shithead you, make pun lovers everywhere proud.
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