So, it's Halloween season. Do you want to have a costume that'll have people groaning and rolling their eyes at you in the best possible way? Do you want a costume that'll really seal your place as the Halloween champion? Do you want every dad in the nearest hundred-mile radius to be in awe and slightly fearful of your raw power?

You're in luck! I just so happen to be an expert on the art of the pun. I didn't win "Best Puns" in High School for nothing. Here are a bunch of costumes that fit your order.

1. "It's Raining Men"

https://studiodiy.com/2016/10/18/diy-raining-men-costume/

2. "Dr. Pepper"

https://www.instagram.com/p/9hHdDxxAuY/

"Pot Head"

https://www.etsy.com/listing/456997136/pot-head-funny-pun-adult-halloween?show_sold_out_detail=1

"Copy Cat"

https://www.buzzfeed.com/brettvergara/simple-costumes-you-can-make-the-day-before-hallo?utm_source=dynamic&utm_campaign=bfsharecopy&utm_term=.uuBgVJwR8&sub=0_9805339#9805339

"Iron Chef"

https://www.buzzfeed.com/brettvergara/simple-costumes-you-can-make-the-day-before-hallo?utm_source=dynamic&utm_campaign=bfsharecopy&utm_term=.hkA9mwB65&sub=0_9805317#9805317

"A Formal Apology"

https://www.buzzfeed.com/brettvergara/simple-costumes-you-can-make-the-day-before-hallo?utm_source=dynamic&utm_campaign=bfsharecopy&utm_term=.hkA9mwB65&sub=0_9805317#9805317

"Ceiling Fan"

https://www.buzzfeed.com/brettvergara/simple-costumes-you-can-make-the-day-before-hallo?utm_source=dynamic&utm_campaign=bfsharecopy&utm_term=.nbgRMDwb7&sub=0_9807047#9807047

"Dunkin' Donuts"

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1CHt85Qt6rs/TNItAG-vBpI/AAAAAAAAA8M/8GUFpKKNMs8/s400/DunkinDonut.jpg

Side Note: Although they chopped the "Donuts" from their name, I'm 97% sure people have chosen to ignore it so this costume is still to be a slam dunk. It's ok, I'll see myself out.

"Fantasy Football"

https://boards.weddingbee.com/topic/halloween-costume-thread-post-your-photos/#axzz2i5UCdBhs

"Plato"

https://www.halloweencostumes.com/blog/p-594-printable-costume-award-certificates.aspx

"Sugar Daddy"

https://www.buzzfeed.com/annakopsky/costumes-thatll-make-you-say-why-didnt-i-think-of-that?utm_source=dynamic&utm_campaign=bfsharecopy&utm_term=.cvjJapDN5&bfsource=relatedauto&sub=0_11781173#11781173

"The Spice Girls"

https://www.buzzfeed.com/annakopsky/costumes-thatll-make-you-say-why-didnt-i-think-of-that?utm_source=dynamic&utm_campaign=bfsharecopy&utm_term=.aaLp27ReP&bfsource=relatedauto&sub=0_11842972#11842972

"Jack in the Box"

https://www.instagram.com/p/uzNZ8AN90M/

"Beer on Tap"

https://www.instagram.com/p/9hxDuHka82/

"A Brush With Death"

https://holidappy.com/costumes/How-To-Make-A-Punny-Costume

"Snakes on a Plane"

https://imgur.com/8ns0h

"Radiohead"

https://twentytwowords.com/the-punniest-costumes-you-can-wear-any-time-of-the-year/

"Maroon Five"

https://www.instagram.com/kylecansmile/

"A Blessing in Disguise"

https://www.instagram.com/p/ReYEG1p9Us/?taken-by=ayya_ann

"Lincoln Log"

https://imgur.com/bna5Fwn

"Zom-Bee"

https://9gag.com/gag/aWOemE4

"Diction-Fairy"

https://www.instagram.com/p/gGR5ykrqaq/

"Edgar Allan Hoe"

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/634/057/206.jpg

Now go forth, you beautiful shithead you, make pun lovers everywhere proud.