Napoleon Dynamite was somehow simultaneously the greatest and dumbest movie to come out of the early 2000s.
I still remember people coming to school wearing "Vote for Pedro" shirts. This iconic low-budget film was a must-see if you were into cringe-y humor. Here are a few lines from the movie that we will never forget.
1. "You gonna eat your tots?"
2. "I like your sleeves."
3. "Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day."
4. "Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner."
5. "Your mom goes to college."
6. "How was school?" "The worst day of my life, what do you think?"
7. "I see you're drinking 1%... is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to."
8. "I wish you wouldn't look at me like that, Napoleon." "I wish you'd get out of my life and shut up."
9. "This one tastes like the cow got into an onion patch."
10. "What's a liger?" "It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed; bred for its skills in magic."
11. "Why don't you go eat a decroded piece of crap?"
12. "You ever take it off any sweet jumps?"
13. "That little guy right there... he is nipple number five. A good dairy cow should have like four."
14. "If you vote for me, all of your wildest dreams will come true."
15. "I'm really busy right now..." *looks at nachos*
16. "Make yourself a dang quesa-dilla!"
