Since the beginning of social distancing, the men in my life have been on a slow descent into looking more like their pets than ever before. They like to say they're working the early-2000s Justin Bieber look, but we see right through their excuses.

For the ones that have gotten tired of growing a Jesus beard, of their moms or girlfriends complaining about them, are starting to have difficulty seeing through their own bangs, or are beginning to find leftover food in their overgrown mustaches, these are Amazon's most-loved, easy-to-use clippers.

You'll be doing your hair yourself even after you're able to go back to your barber.

This cordless trimmer with cut-proof ceramic sides

This self-sharpening trimmer works head-to-toe on body hair, too

This 30-piece trimmer kit with all the combs, clips, and razor lengths you could ever want — all wrapped in a nice little travel case

This more minimalist kit is complete with shears and clips — plus, it's quiet

This LED, waterproof kit comes complete with a cape — perfect for the germaphobe

This one has an extremely sharp razor, perfect for particularly course hair, and has an adjustment that's great for babies, too

Specifically designed for kids, this one is ultra-quiet and has an ergonomic handle for maximum control on fussy children that may have a hard time sitting still

This one comes with guide combs to make it easy for even the most nervous first-timer

For the one who wants it all — it's USB-chargeable, waterproof, and even does those pesky nose and ear hairs you've probably been needing to trim, complete with a mess-proof cape

This one with a precision trimmer, perfect for a specific facial hair shape

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