Do you have that special someone but are stumped on how to express your affection and love through a meaningful gift? If so, this list is for you!

1. Chocolate

What is a better, more cliche way to say "Happy Valentine's Day" than with a box of chocolates? This tasty treat is guaranteed to give your valentine the illusion that you're thoughtful and loving when, in reality, this gift only required $7 and a five minute drive to the nearest drug store! Added bonus: It may cause unwanted weight gain in your significant other thus warding off other potential suitors and making you appear more attractive.

2. Freshly Picked Greenery

Flowers? No, that lacks originality and creativity! Surprise her by cultivating the vegetation of a local garden! She'll appreciate your thinking outside of the box when you hand her a bundle of carrots and beets! Added bonus: now you have ingredients for a "hearty" Valentine's Day meal!

3. A Poem

Don't have the money to buy a gift this year? Nothing says effort and genuineness like words from the heart. And it doesn't cost a thing! Be open and honest. Tell her how you spend every waking moment thinking of her and already have the names picked for your future children together.

4. Wrapped Garbage

If you're just not creative enough for a poem and can't afford to buy a present, simply collect and wrap your garbage and present it to her. She will appreciate the element of surprise when she thinks you are playing a joke on her by hiding a gift at the bottom but ultimately finds nothing. Nothing says love like your most recently used items to remind her of you. She'll find this easy and inexpensive gift both funny and authentic. There is no better gift than the gift of laughter! Added bonus: she'll be pleased to find your house clean and trash taken out when she comes over.

5. A Box

How many times have you heard, "It's the thought that counts?" It's true! If you are completely out of money, ideas, and have no household items to spare, this last-resort-yet-invaluable gift option will still make your Valentine's heart flutter with adoration. Just find a box (nothing too extravagant — you wouldn't want to get her hopes up just to disappoint her), and give it to her. She will be overjoyed that you simply remembered the day and will certainly be proud that you are saving your money for your future together. By lowering her expectations, you will have the chance to really "wow" her with your present for her next Valentine's Day.