Happy sylly week!
New semester, new you, new drinks. Going out to the bars in your college town is sometimes intimidating, there's not a direct menu, you'll see bottles of alcohol lined up from Monarch to Smirnoff and there are so many different flavors. I'm now 22 years old, so I've decided this year I need to stop shotgunning beers in a frat house; I'm evolving, ok? There are so many combinations with vodka, rum, and even whiskey that will taste so good it will get you dancing and maybe even singing some karaoke. I'm no expert, but I've ordered enough gross drinks to know some good ones.
Here are the 14 best drinks to order this syllabus week.
1. Vodka Sour
Vodka, lime juice, and simple syrup, this drink is sweet but also has a sour bite!
2. Jack & Coke
Simple, cheap, good.
3. Vodka Cran
Basic bitch but smart bitch because this is yummy
Adios!!!!! This is so good but will definitely get you blacked out.
5. Long Island Iced Tea
The BEST but has a lot of alcohol so this delicious drink will definitely catch up to you.
6. Vodka Redbull/Rockstar
Tastes so good but will 100% sneak up on you and you will be very drunk.
7. Vodka Soda
A classic. Just ice, vodka, tonic water, and a lime slice. This definitely isn't the tastiest drink on this list but it is great if you're trying to cut out sugary alcohol and extra calories.
8. Malibu Pineapple
Pineapple juice and Malibu rum, this is a tropical treat you don't taste any alcohol in it.
9. Dirty Shirley
All the goodness of a Shirley Temple but with alcohol, they grow up so fast.
10. Sex On The Beach
A fruity concoction made with vodka, peach schnapps, cranberry juice, and orange juice.
11. Tequila Sunrise
Tequila, orange juice, and grenadine syrup, this drink is sure to get you dancin'.
12. Lemon Drop
Perfectly lemony and perfectly sweet.
13. Whiskey Sour
Whiskey, lemon juice, sugar, and sometimes even a dash of egg white. Although at most college bars it's just whiskey, lemon juice, and sugar.
Exclusively at The Coug in Pullman, WA. A margarita, Wazzu style.
See y'all this year for some Cougaritas!