Whether it be dad jokes, corny jokes, knock-knock jokes, blonde jokes, or totally inappropriate jokes, I think its safe to say a joke a day keeps the doctor away!
1. Whats the difference between a snowman and a snow-woman?

Snowballs
2. What do you call birds that stick together?

Vel-crows
3. Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It got stuck in a crack
4. What do you call bees that produce milk?

Boo-Bees. Get it? Boobies, but like Boo-Bees.
5. Why is corn such a good listener?

Because it's all ears
6. What do you call anxious dinosaurs?

Nervous Rex
7. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!!
8. Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?

He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills
9. What do you call a person that never farts in public?

A private tutor
10. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one!
11. Why did the stadium get hot after the game?

All the fans left
12. Apparently you can't use "beef stew" as a password

It's not stroganoff
13. Why do teenagers travel in groups of 3?

Because they can't even
14. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a pig?

Jurassic Pork
15. Did you hear about that kidnapping?

It's okay. She woke up.
16. Why did the kid sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep?

So he would have sweet dreams
17. What do cheerleaders eat for breakfast?

Cheerios
18. What kind of lights did Noah put on the Ark?

Flood lights
19. What do you call a cake made by a stripper?

HOE-made
20. What music are balloons scared of?

Pop music
21. What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts
22. What's brown and sticky?

A stick
23. Why is there a gate around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in
24. What's red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint
25. What is an astronauts favorite place on the computer?

The Spacebar
26. What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef
27. Why aren't koalas actual bears?

They don't meet the koalafications
28. Why was the students report card wet?

It was below C level
29. How do billboards talk?

Sign language
30. Did you hear about that Italian chef that died?

He pasta way
You know what you should do now? Read a book about anti gravity. Its impossible to put down ;)


















