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Whether it be dad jokes, corny jokes, knock-knock jokes, blonde jokes, or totally inappropriate jokes, I think its safe to say a joke a day keeps the doctor away!

1. Whats the difference between a snowman and a snow-woman? 

Snowballs

2. What do you call birds that stick together?

Vel-crows

3. Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It got stuck in a crack

4. What do you call bees that produce milk?

Boo-Bees. Get it? Boobies, but like Boo-Bees.

5. Why is corn such a good listener?

Because it's all ears

6. What do you call anxious dinosaurs?

Nervous Rex

7. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!!

8. Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?

He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills

9. What do you call a person that never farts in public?

A private tutor

10. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one!

11. Why did the stadium get hot after the game?

All the fans left

12. Apparently you can't use "beef stew" as a password

It's not stroganoff

13. Why do teenagers travel in groups of 3?

Because they can't even

14. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a pig?

Jurassic Pork

15. Did you hear about that kidnapping?

It's okay. She woke up.

16. Why did the kid sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep?

So he would have sweet dreams

17. What do cheerleaders eat for breakfast?

Cheerios

18. What kind of lights did Noah put on the Ark?

Flood lights

19. What do you call a cake made by a stripper?

HOE-made

20. What music are balloons scared of?

Pop music

21. What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts

22. What's brown and sticky?

A stick

23. Why is there a gate around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in

24. What's red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint

25. What is an astronauts favorite place on the computer?

The Spacebar

26. What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef

27. Why aren't koalas actual bears?

They don't meet the koalafications

28. Why was the students report card wet?

It was below C level

29. How do billboards talk?

Sign language

30. Did you hear about that Italian chef that died?

He pasta way

You know what you should do now? Read a book about anti gravity. Its impossible to put down ;)

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