US Senator and Marty McFly’s best friend, Bernie Sanders, has been caught ‘red’ handed by his Republican opponents, after pictures have surfaced online of Sanders at a nude beach sporting a Russian sickle and hammer tattoo.
“Ewwwww,” said the entire United States collectively.
Sanders, a self - described democratic socialist, was spotted at the beach during some downtime from his campaigning, where he worked to connect with his voting demographic through a series of beer bongs and free alcohol for everyone.
“I also caught up on some light reading,” said Sanders as he held up his leather-bound, special edition copy of the Communist Manifesto.
Although his fellow free-spirited, dumbly tatted and nude followers didn’t seem to mind Sanders’ communist ink, Fox News was on the scene faster than you can say Benghazi, sending out its news correspondent Jesse Watters to get the scoop.
Unfortunately for Watters, irony showed her cruel, liberal hand as Sanders was able to evade Watters’ Joseph McCarthy-esque communist witch-hunt, by running into (wait for it…) the water.
Not wanting to ruin his perfectly gelled hair, Watter’s refused to get into the water, leaving him with a rather, dare I say, watered-down report.
“I’m feeling the burn,” said Sanders as a jellyfish took advantage of his balls-out campaign style.
