Do you or a loved one suffer from ugliness? When guys approach you, do they only talk to you to get closer to your sister? When you ask people out, do they shudder, cringe, and/or scream for help? Me too! But fear life no more, here are some perks of being unattractive.
1. No one hits on you
No catcalls, no random guys sliding into your DMs, and NO DRAMA. Honestly, who doesn't want to be ugly? Personally, my friends constantly tell me how annoying it is when guys stare at them, wink at them, comment on their bodies, and remind them how beautiful they are. Good thing I have no idea what this feels like, I can imagine this being a nuisance.
2. Shopping is a breeze
So, you want to fix your ugliness by fooling people into thinking that you're fashionable and stylish. Too bad that no amount of Calvin Klein or Tommy Hilfiger can alter your face or body shape. Why even attempt to look trendy when you'll still resemble a deformed cockroach after blowing all of your money on Versace? You might as well save your money by thrifting or shopping at Target for much cheaper. You can basically buy anything and still look unappealing. What an awesome power you have!
3. You're used to rejection
Still no matches on Tinder? Not a problem, it doesn't even bother you anymore because you're so accustomed to no one swiping right when they first glance at the horrible monstrosity that is your face. Normal, attractive people usually get pretty bummed when they get rejected, but not you. Therefore, you're emotionally stronger than most.
4. You're not gullible
Did someone just call you cute? If they did, you know to jump to these two accurate conclusions: 1.) they're blind or 2.) they're being dared by their friends to see your reaction. You already know not to fall under the false impression that you may actually attract someone.
5. You don't have to be used to change
You can diet, cake on makeup, and go under plastic surgery all you want, nothing will ever make you remotely good looking. Believe me, I know from experience. When my friends just wear their typical sweatpants and no makeup looks, guys flock to them. When I straighten my hair, follow makeup tutorials, slip on skinny jeans (by the way I don't really "slip on" jeans since my love handles get in the way of anything ever fitting my body correctly), no one bats an eye. Be blessed that you're ugly, you get to live a comfortable life of no one looking at you!
