1. I can't even listen to my music in his car because everything is overpowered by the fancy exhaust.

2. I have no idea what anyone is talking about at the car meets. I just smile and nod.

3. Because I love him, I force myself to attend the car shows on the hottest days of summer and suffer the unnecessary boob sweat.

4. I find myself giving others car advice not even realizing I have acquired this new knowledge.

5. I know he's not spending all that time on his phone talking to girls. He's looking up car parts and watching race videos.

6. He takes more pictures of his car than of me.

7. I have found that "the shop" is not only a workplace, but a weekend hangout for the guys.

8. I get confused when I see a total piece of sh%$ pull up and all of the guys are going nuts over it.

9. I wonder why he keeps his car spotless but can't seem to clean up after himself in the house.

10. I get embarrassed of my own little clown-car when driving up to the car meets.

11. I know the real reason he's short on money this week, and it's not because of "bills".

12. I can pretty much forget about ever holding hands in the car because he's too busy shifting.

13. I will never be the one who drives us anywhere because he wants to show his car off to the world.

14. I feel the need to invest in a vape pen to fit into the car scene.

15. I know I will never be stuck with a flat tire or dead car because he's always there to fix problems before I even notice them.