20 Basic Things Every Drunk Girls Says That Show How Basic They Actually Are
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20 Basic Things Every Drunk Girls Says That Show How Basic They Actually Are

"Honestly, you guys, I’m not even that drunk."

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20 Basic Things Every Drunk Girls Says That Show How Basic They Actually Are
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There are a lot of things people say when they are under the influence. I have heard my fair share of one-liners and I have compiled a list of the most common and my most favorites. Although, everyone has said something a bit rambunctious in their day, my favorite drunk people to talk to are the basic girls.

You know them, I know them, you may even be one of them. I love these quotes and these girls. You do you, boo!

1. Do I look drunk in that picture?

2. Wait, how many shots did I take again?

3. Do you think I should text him?

4. Too late, I already did.

5. If Chad is there with Lisa, I’m going to freak out.


6. I’m actually really mad at Lisa.

7. Oh my god, hi Lisa! How are you, girl?

8. Chad, can you take a picture of Lisa and I?

9. Honestly, you guys, I’m not even that drunk.

10. Do you think anyone saw me fall?


11. Do my boobs look good in this?

12. Is he cute or am I just drunk?

13. Don’t let me hookup anyone tonight.

14. Who the hell is she?

15. Don’t let me order pizza when we get home.


16. Why is he flirting with her?

17. Will you please come with me to [insert frat]?

18. I could totally shotgun a beer faster than him.

19. I would never shack at a frat.

20. *next morning* Hey Jenny, can you pick me up? I’m at [insert frat]


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