*MUST BE SUNG TO THE TUNE OF HELLO BY ADELE*

Hello, It's Me.

I was wondering if you were gonna take out the trash this week

It's overflowing and stinks

I know we agreed upon alternating,

but it looks like thats not happening

Hello, are you ignoring me?

I'm in my room, and I can hear your 6th season of Friends starting

I know, Rachel's amazing

but I'm trying to study for a test in Calc III and Quizlet isn't helping any

Did you eat my leftover pizza, I was saving

That's really annoying

Hello, from the front door

You must've knocked a thousands times

because your drunk a** is sorry for forgetting your key

but I'm sleeping and you need to learn responsibility

Hello, from the hall bathroom

I'm tardy to class and you can tell from my breath

that I haven't brushed my teeth because you hog the shower

but it don't matter clearly because it's steamy in there and I'm late.

Hello, where are you?

The Bachelor starts in ten minutes and I'm not waiting, I'm sorry

I hope that you bring wine

Last time we had to share, and I did mind

And it's no secret that the both of us

are close to losing our minds

So, hello from the laundry room (laundry room)

I swear to God if you take my clothes out of the dryer (dryer)

I'll kill you, because they're still damp

and I plan on wearing that out tonight

Hello from the living room (living room)

At least I can say that I've tried (I've tried)

To tell you to clean up before rent is due

But it don't matter clearly, there's still a sticky substance on the table

(Highs, highs, highs, highs,

Lows, lows, lows, lows)

Roooooommmatteee

Hello, from the other side (other side)

You must've called a thousand times (thousand times)

To tell me you're sorry for eating my food

But it's too late roomie, because I can't even anymore

Hello, from the outside (outside)

At least I can say that I've tried (I've tried)

To tell you I'm sorry, for wanting to evict you

But it don't matter clearly because I warned you before we moved