College student's 9 thoughts while at a summer internship as told by 'the bachelorette' Season 14

Honestly, summer internships and the Bachelorette are quite similar.

Jul 03, 2018

College student's 9 thoughts while at a summer internship as told by 'the bachelorette' Season 14

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Most college students endure it: the summer internship. It helps you in your career but breaks you down both mentally and emotionally.

1. Walking in on the first day thinking you're on top of the world

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It's a new day, and your mood is high.

2. Then, they finally give you a somewhat complicated task

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3. When you overhear a co-worker talking about how amazing their 7-year-old is for doing their simple chores

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4. Looking at the clock and what feels like has been nine years, and it's only 1:30 p.m.

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5. That half confident nod you do when you pretend to know what your boss is taking about

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6. Your reaction when you see Doug from Accounting's outfit today

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The neon green sneakers with a button down dress shirt will just never be a trend that I'm okay with.

7. When your boss compliments you for doing something right and you are shocked yet pleased with your clueless self

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8. Realizing you screwed up everything and attempting to show remorse

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9. Coming home feeling defeated and more tired than ever

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College student's 9 thoughts while at a summer internship as told by 'the bachelorette' Season 14

Honestly, summer internships and the Bachelorette are quite similar.

1. Walking in on the first day thinking you're on top of the world

2. Then, they finally give you a somewhat complicated task

3. When you overhear a co-worker talking about how amazing their 7-year-old is for doing their simple chores

4. Looking at the clock and what feels like has been nine years, and it's only 1:30 p.m.

5. That half confident nod you do when you pretend to know what your boss is taking about

6. Your reaction when you see Doug from Accounting's outfit today

7. When your boss compliments you for doing something right and you are shocked yet pleased with your clueless self

8. Realizing you screwed up everything and attempting to show remorse

9. Coming home feeling defeated and more tired than ever

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1. The "welp"

2. The hugs

3. The walk to the door

4. The doorway chat

5. The "we really should be going"

6. The second round of hugs

7. The hand on the doorknob

8. The slow open conversation

9. The window wave

The clearest of messages are the ones hidden in broad daylight.

"My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live."

1. I know you're happy, 'cause I can see it, so tell the voice inside your head to believe it (“Only One")

2. Woke up an optimist, sun was shining, I'm positive. (“FourFive Seconds")

3. You know what the Midwest is? Young and restless. (“Jesus Walks")

4. But I'm a champion, so I turned tragedy to triumph. (“Through the Wire")

5. And I heard 'em say, nothin' ever promised tomorrow today. (“Heard 'em Say")

6. 'Fore the day I die, I'mma touch the sky. (“Touch the sky")

7. Gotta testify, come up in the spot looking extra fly. (“Touch the Sky")

8. I think I died in an accident, cause this must be heaven. (“Touch the Sky")

9. You see, if you ever wanted to ever be anything, there'd always be somebody that shoot down any dream. There'll always be haters, that's the way it is. (“Bring Me Down")

10. For ever ever? For ever ever? Ever ever? (“Diamonds From Sierra Leone")

11. Let's go on a livin' spree. Shit, they say the best things in life are free. (“Good Life")

12. Welcome to the good life. (“Good life")

13. Everything I'm not made me everything I am. (“Everything I Am")

14. Let's have a toast for the douchebags. Let's have a toast for the assholes. Let's have a toast for the scumbags, every one of them that I know. (“Runaway")

15. On a bathroom wall I wrote, "I'd rather argue with you than to be with someone else." (“Blame Game")

16. Things used to be, now they not. Anything but us is who we are. (“Blame Game")

17. Lost in this plastic life. Let's break out of this fake-ass party. (“Lost in the World")

18. I'm trying to right my wrongs, but it's funny, them same wrongs helped me write this song. (“Touch the Sky")

19. And don't let nobody with the power to sign ever tell you you ain't got the power to rhyme. (“Get By")

20. The weather's so breezy, man, why can life always be this easy? (“Flashing Lights")

21. We shine because they hate us, floss 'cause they degrade us. (“All Falls Down")

22. And this is for the family that can't be with us. (“Family Business")

23. As kids we used to laugh, who knew that life would move this fast? (“Family business")

24. I know I look better in real life. (“The Glory")

25. In the club, always the flyest. (“Everyone Nose")

26. Screams from the haters got a nice ring to it. I guess every superhero need his theme music. (“Power")

27. I go for mine, I got to shine, now throw your hands up in the sky. (“Good Life")

28. You weren't perfect, but you made life worth it. (“Blame Game")

29. Too many Urkels on your team, that's why your wins low. (“Dark Fantasy")

30. It's amazing, I'm the reason everybody fired up this evening. (“Amazing")

31. You got a new friend, well, I got homies. (“Heartless")

32. Throw your hands up in the sky and say “We don't care what people say." (“We Don't Care")

33. I'll never be picture perfect Beyoncé. (“Everything I am")

34. Keep risin' 'til the sky knows your name. (“Only One")

35. Nothing lasts forever, but be honest babe, it hurts, but it may be the only way. (“Heard 'Em Say")

36. I'll never be as laid back as this beat was. (“Everything I Am")

37. They say that people in your life are seasons, and everything that happens is for a reason. (“Heard 'Em Say")

38. She Instagram herself like "Bad bitch alert." He Instagram his watch like "Mad rich alert." (“Blood on the Leaves")

39. The good outweighs the bad even on your worst day. (“Only One")

40. Shit, I'm chilling trying to stack these millions. (“I am a God")

It's mandatory to have these conversations.

1. What do you do for a living?

2. What's your favorite color?

3. Do you have any siblings?

4. What's your favorite television show?

5. When is your birthday?

6. What's your biggest goal in life?

7. If you had three wishes granted to you by a genie, what would they be?

8. What's your favorite childhood memory?

9. If you could change one thing about your life, what would it be?

10. Are you a cat or a dog person?

11. Do you believe in a religion or any sort of spiritual power?

12. If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would it be?

13. What is your ideal date night?

14. Who was/is your celebrity crush?

15. What's a good way to cheer you up if you're having a bad day?

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1. I know you're happy, 'cause I can see it,  so tell the voice inside your head to believe it (“Only One")