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Here it is. The article you’ve all been waiting for. A hysterical combination of the genius-ridden TV show of “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” accompanied with your favorite beverages. For those of you that religiously watch the show, you know that it's extremely politically incorrect, artfully written, and downright side-splitting. Almost every line in “Sunny” references different previous plots, old episodes, and character traits that only a seasoned watcher can pick up on. So this is for those that have watched every episode multiple times, and find themselves quoting it on a daily basis. So sit back, grab a coke can full of wine, and drink every time the following happens.
Attention to Charlie's Illiteracy:
Charlie has somehow made it through his rat-ridden, toilet plunging, cat food-eating life without being able to read and write. Drink every time he spells words wrong, refuses to read something, or writes speeches along the lines of “Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power good. Thank you, thank you. If you vote me, I’m hot. What? Taxes, they’ll be lower… son. The Democratic vote is the right thing to do Philadelphia, so do.”
Dennis Being a Psychopath:
Dennis’ extreme narcissism plays directly into his seemingly ever-growing psychopathic impulses. His lack of feelings, his stride comparable to a beautiful, beautiful gazelle, and his constant need to be on top are characteristic of his nature. But don’t get him angry or he shall unleash his fury upon you like the crashing of a thousand waves. And truly we all would love to see him pop that shirt off more often.
Dee Being Called a Bird:
Ahhh. Sweet, sweet Dee: the butt of all jokes. Dee gets called a bird an infinite amount of times, so bottoms up.
Mac Being Gay:
Although Christian in his beliefs and extremely homophobic, Mac can’t quite accept his not so hidden sexuality. He appears to be in constant internal denial, yet there are many moments when Mac can’t quite hide himself, or his quenching thirst to grease up some dudes.
Frank Being… Just… Gross:
Whether he’s trash man, frothing beer in his mouth, or bathing himself in hand sanitizer, you better tip your cans before he gets real weird with it and roasts this bone.
A Returning Character Appears:
Anytime you see toothless Cricket, sexually aggressive Artemis, a milk-slurping, incestuous McPoyle, or a lizard-faced Ben, grab your beverage.
Charlie Being A Lawyer:
Charlie knows all of the rules when it comes to the law. But he mainly specializes in bird law.
The Gang Makes a Video:
Nothing’s better than the gang having plan, except for maybe the gang having a plan with a video to go along with it. Drink double for "Kitten Mittons" and Charlie's misspellings.
Mac does Karate:
Everyone knows that Mac is the fiercest body guard and protector out there. Just look at these deadly skills, and those toned arms.
Green Man Appears:
Everyone's favorite wild card. Green man can be found after a hallucinogenic acid trip, fighting for his mascot rights, or dancing in Dee's acting videos. Everyone loves green man, but no one more than Charlie.
There's an infinite amount of jokes that can be pulled from "Sunny." You can take a swig for Dee acting, the gang drinking, Charlie pining over the waitress, or putting cats in walls. So if you're looking for a chill night in, grab your rum ham and your donkey-brained friends, and play this ass-kicking game.
Peace out, jabronies.
