"In order to slay Potter, I must disguise my being, my identity, my everything. I must fade into the shadows and adopt a new name. One to make even the most heinous lurkers of the dark tremble in terror. But what...?
*In which Tom Riddle makes a list*
1. I Am Lord Mort De Lov
"Too french."
2. LOL Todd, I Move Mart!
"Who's Todd?"
3. I'm Delt Dorm Or Oval.
"Hogwarts has sororities?"
4. Love Lard Dorito! Mm...
"I DO like Doritos.... Meh."
5. mL Tarder Mood Vol. I.
"What?"
6. Mol?... Velma Dirt Odor!
"That's just gross."
7. Move Matodor Drill
"I'm having trouble right now."
8. Toil Dr. Marvel Mood
"... This is a possibility."
9. Dam Demiol. Root Lvr!!!
"I AM NO MEME"
10. I Am Lord Voldemort...
"... This works."
And it's all history from there.